Paddy's pregnant sister was involved in a nasty car accident and was placed into a deep coma.

After being in the Coma for nearly six months, she re-gained consciousness and saw she was no longer pregnant.

Frantically she asked the Doctor about her baby.

The Doctor replied.."All is fine...you had twins, a boy and a girl, and all healthy, however they were poorly at birth

and had to be christened immediately,...so your brother Paddy came in and named them for you."

The woman thought to herself, 'Oh noooo,.....not me brother Paddy....he's always been a clueless idiot'......

Expecting the worst, she asked the Doctor, "Well what's me daughter's name then?"

"Denise." said the Doctor.

The new mother was somewhat relieved and thought to herself ' Wow, that's a really beautiful name, I really like Denise, how could I have thought so badly of Paddy'?

Then she asked, "Weeeel what's me boy's name then?"

The Doctor replied: "Denephew."..............

Hoo Roo.