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Moorey


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A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. 
They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. 
 
The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed
the woman slowly sliding down her chair, under the table and under the tablecloth
but the man stared straight ahead. 
 
The waitress watched  as the woman slid all the way down her chair and
disappeared totally out of sight under the tablecloth. Still, the man stared straight
ahead.
 
The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risqué and worried that it might offend
other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the man:
"Pardon me sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table."
 
The man calmly looked up at her and said:  "No, she didn't ........... she just walked in."
 
 
 
Dave
 


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