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Lesley F · Lesley F

Lesley F · Lesley F

I love this mans energy - he's absolutely gorgeous!! I apologize if I've posted this previously. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-3cuCEt9k8

Lesley F · Lesley F

It's a long read - but highly amusing - I wish I thought of it!!! Below is an actual letter sent to a bank. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times. Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my...

Felix · Felix

What a world? (country NSW)... On Thursday, 24 January 2002, Derek Guille broadcast this story on his afternoon program on ABC radio. In March, 1999, a man living in Kandos (near Mudgee in NSW) received a bill for his as yet unused gas line stating that he owed $0.00. He ignored it and threw it away. I...

SLUG · SLUG

Arhhhh da Irish> > I found myself in a pub in Cork. > > A group of American tourists came in. > > One of the Americans said, in a loud voice, "I hear you Irish think your > > great drinkers. > > I bet 5,000 euros that no-one here can drink 30 pints of Guinness in 30 > >...

Lesley F · Lesley F

The Politically Correct Christmas PartyMEMO: FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: October 01 RE: Christmas Party I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 21, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill...

Hurls · Hurls

How to get to Heaven from Ireland : A true Story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher. I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. 'I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church,...

JRH · JRH

Why did the Swan Ale? Because the Emu Bitter.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Due to considerable reader demand here are some more Tommy Cooper one liners.Yes, he was brilliant!! 1. Two blondes walk into a building ........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 3. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day - but I couldn't find any. 4. My friend drowne...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, older retired gentleman in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties. the circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion.He ate my last tamer so y...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

An older couple arise early on their 50th wedding anniversary. The old man sits at the kitchen table while his beloved wife fixes breakfast. Before heating the frying pan she picks it up and brings it down hard on the old man's head...knocking him out of his chair. Groggily, he picks himself up and ask...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. Hed never been to church in his life.After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said: Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?Murphy said: I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I mispla...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A man is sitting on a blanket at the beach.He has no arms and no legs. Three women, from England, Wales, and Scotland, Walk past and felt sorry for the poor man. The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on. The Welsh woma...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview opened a file drawer, and pulled out a picture. He then said, "To be a detective you must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and o...

reglynn · reglynn

There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, 'How many of you love your husbands?' All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, 'When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?' Some women answered t...

reglynn · reglynn

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, 'Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?' The parrot says, 'I was born this way.I'm a defective parrot.''Holy crap,' the guy replies. 'You actually understood and an...

SLUG · SLUG

AUSTRALIAN ETIQUETTEIN GENERAL 1. Never take an open stubby to a job interview. 2.. Always identify people in your paddocks before shooting at them. 3. It's tacky to take an Esky to church. 4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets. 5. Even if you're certain you're included in the...

Vic41 · Vic41

Arthur is 90 years old. Hes played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. Thats it, he tells his wife. Im giving up golf. My eyesight has got so bad. Once Ive hit the ball, I cant see where it went. His wife sympathizes. As they sit down, she has a suggest...

reglynn · reglynn

A bloke goes to the local council to apply for a job in the office. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine." "Have you ever worked for the public service before?" Yes, I was in the army." he says, "I was i...

reglynn · reglynn

In parochial school, students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructors also advised, that using a bit of imagination was OK to express the truth differently, without lying. Below is a perfect example of those teachings: An attractive young woman, on a flight from Ireland, a...

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	which house? (Preview)	Lesley F	0	958	07:10 PM Dec 5, 2014 by Lesley F
	gay referee?? (Preview) I love this mans energy - he's absolutely gorgeous!! I apologize if I've posted this previously. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-3cuCEt9k8	Lesley F	0	921	07:05 PM Dec 5, 2014 by Lesley F
	a letter to the bank manager (Preview) It's a long read - but highly amusing - I wish I thought of it!!! Below is an actual letter sent to a bank. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times. Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my...	Lesley F	1	914	03:43 PM Dec 6, 2014 by bill12
	price of stupidity (Preview) What a world? (country NSW)... On Thursday, 24 January 2002, Derek Guille broadcast this story on his afternoon program on ABC radio. In March, 1999, a man living in Kandos (near Mudgee in NSW) received a bill for his as yet unused gas line stating that he owed $0.00. He ignored it and threw it away. I...	Felix	1	1206	12:45 AM Dec 6, 2014 by D and D
	The irish again (Preview) Arhhhh da Irish> > I found myself in a pub in Cork. > > A group of American tourists came in. > > One of the Americans said, in a loud voice, "I hear you Irish think your > > great drinkers. > > I bet 5,000 euros that no-one here can drink 30 pints of Guinness in 30 > >...	SLUG	0	814	08:29 PM Dec 3, 2014 by SLUG
	the politically correct xmas party (Preview) The Politically Correct Christmas PartyMEMO: FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: October 01 RE: Christmas Party I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 21, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill...	Lesley F	1	1211	10:10 PM Dec 3, 2014 by rockylizard
	How to Get to Heaven (Preview) How to get to Heaven from Ireland : A true Story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher. I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. 'I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church,...	Hurls	0	825	05:26 PM Dec 3, 2014 by Hurls
	Beer joke (Preview) Why did the Swan Ale? Because the Emu Bitter.	JRH	8	1140	04:29 PM Dec 7, 2014 by Ontos45
	JOKES - ENJOY! (Preview) Due to considerable reader demand here are some more Tommy Cooper one liners.Yes, he was brilliant!! 1. Two blondes walk into a building ........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 3. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day - but I couldn't find any. 4. My friend drowne...	aussie_paul	0	983	08:11 PM Nov 30, 2014 by aussie_paul
	The older gentleman...... (Preview) A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, older retired gentleman in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties. the circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion.He ate my last tamer so y...	aussie_paul	0	1015	12:50 PM Nov 28, 2014 by aussie_paul
	The 50th Anniversary Starts Bad,..... (Preview) An older couple arise early on their 50th wedding anniversary. The old man sits at the kitchen table while his beloved wife fixes breakfast. Before heating the frying pan she picks it up and brings it down hard on the old man's head...knocking him out of his chair. Groggily, he picks himself up and ask...	aussie_paul	0	691	10:42 PM Nov 27, 2014 by aussie_paul
	Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday (Preview) Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. Hed never been to church in his life.After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said: Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?Murphy said: I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I mispla...	aussie_paul	0	981	01:12 PM Nov 27, 2014 by aussie_paul
	SCOTTISH COMPASSION............ (Preview) A man is sitting on a blanket at the beach.He has no arms and no legs. Three women, from England, Wales, and Scotland, Walk past and felt sorry for the poor man. The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on. The Welsh woma...	aussie_paul	0	762	01:03 PM Nov 27, 2014 by aussie_paul
	Brilliant Blonde Detective (Preview) Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview opened a file drawer, and pulled out a picture. He then said, "To be a detective you must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and o...	Gunsondeck	0	950	05:56 PM Nov 25, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	When was the last time you told your husband you loved him? (Preview) There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, 'How many of you love your husbands?' All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, 'When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?' Some women answered t...	reglynn	0	725	10:21 PM Nov 24, 2014 by reglynn
	The Defective Parrot. (Preview) A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, 'Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?' The parrot says, 'I was born this way.I'm a defective parrot.''Holy crap,' the guy replies. 'You actually understood and an...	reglynn	1	957	12:05 AM Nov 24, 2014 by Rob49
	AUSTRALIAN ETIQUETTE (Preview) AUSTRALIAN ETIQUETTEIN GENERAL 1. Never take an open stubby to a job interview. 2.. Always identify people in your paddocks before shooting at them. 3. It's tacky to take an Esky to church. 4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets. 5. Even if you're certain you're included in the...	SLUG	0	934	02:04 AM Nov 23, 2014 by SLUG
	Seniors Golf (Preview) Arthur is 90 years old. Hes played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. Thats it, he tells his wife. Im giving up golf. My eyesight has got so bad. Once Ive hit the ball, I cant see where it went. His wife sympathizes. As they sit down, she has a suggest...	Vic41	0	859	01:21 PM Nov 21, 2014 by Vic41
	COUNCIL JOB (Preview) A bloke goes to the local council to apply for a job in the office. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine." "Have you ever worked for the public service before?" Yes, I was in the army." he says, "I was i...	reglynn	0	924	08:39 AM Nov 21, 2014 by reglynn
	Catholic Hairdryer (Preview) In parochial school, students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructors also advised, that using a bit of imagination was OK to express the truth differently, without lying. Below is a perfect example of those teachings: An attractive young woman, on a flight from Ireland, a...	reglynn	0	833	08:43 PM Nov 19, 2014 by reglynn
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