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How a child's mine works
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Until a child tells you what they are thinking, we can't even begin to imagine how their mind is working.... Little Zachary was doing very badly in maths. His parents had tried everything...tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centres. In short, everything they could thi...
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POLITICS How It Works
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SO CLEARLY EXPLAINED I told my son "I want you to marry a girl of my choice!" He said "NO!" I told him its Bill Gates daughter! He said "OKAY!" Got in contact with Bill Gates & told him "I want \your daughter to marry my son!" He said "NO!" Told him my son was the CEO of the World Bank! He said "OKAY!" Went to...
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oh Dear
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One day, Jill's husband came home from the office and found her sobbing convulsively. "I feel terrible," she told him. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers." "Forget it," consoled her husband. "Remember that I bought an extra pair of trousers for that suit." "Ye...
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Yendorane
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This receptionist is no match for an old guy
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Woody n Sue
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Copper wire.
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After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.Not to be outdone by the British, in the weeks that followed, an American arch...
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Two blondes
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Two blondes are filling up at a petrol station and the first blonde says to the second, "I bet these awful fuel prices are going to go even higher." The second blonde replies, "Won't affect me, I always put in just $10 worth."
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Yendorane
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Ok who's game
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I can see how that would work
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Airport Bar....
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I was standing at the bar of Terminal 3 Melbourne International Airport, when this Chinese bloke comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer. I asked him, "Do you know any of those Martial Arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?" He says, "No,.. why the fluck you ask me that? ...Is it...
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The tax system explained using a beer analogy:
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The tax system explained using a beer analogy:Suppose that once a week, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100.If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this..The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay $1. The sixth woul...
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Modern Nursery Rhymes
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Un welcome visitor
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Tom took his dog to the vet.Doctor, he said sadly, Im afraid Im going to have to ask you to cut off my dogs tail.The vet stepped back:Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?Because my mother-in-laws arriving tomorrow, and I dont want anything to make her think shes welcome.
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Something different from me...a clean story..Father O'Malley
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Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine Spring day in his new Parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.. He then noticed there was.........a donkey lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local Police S...
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....now I did not know this...why the Olympics are so named..
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..From the Olympic website: Did you know this, I didn't........ 2500 years ago a slave call-girl from Sardinia named Gaedophamee ..pronounced 'Get-offa'-me, was attending a great athletic festival in Greece. This Festival had no name at that time... In those days the athletes performed naked....
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goldfinger
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Men are uncomplicated creatures, and by nature happier.....tongue slightly in cheek..
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,Men are uncomplicated creatures, and by nature happier...... Our last name stays put... The garage is all ours.... Car mechanics tell us the truth... Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.... The same hairstyle lasts for years....even d...
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One employee has to go
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A manager is in a pickle.He was told he must lay off one person from his staff.Jack Butler and Helen Doyle are the lowest seniority people and have the least experience, but they are so equal in performance, attendance, and potential, that he cant choose.So he decides to watch them both, and the first o...
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Guard dog
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A Woman Wanted To Get A Dog For Protection. What Happened When She Got It Is Priceless.February 19, 20161My sister-in-law, a truck driver, had decided to get a dog for protection.As she inspected a likely candidate, the trainer told her, He doesnt like men.Perfect, my sister-in-law thought, an...
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Footy Ticket
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Hi Everyone. A mate of mine has got a ticket for Wales v England in France next month. The problem is, when he applied for the ticket he wasn't aware of the date and unfortunately it falls on his bloody wedding day, so he wants to know if anyone is interested in getting married?
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Circus elephant
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A married couple takes their son to the circus.After a while the father gets up to get some popcorn.While he is away the little boy notices something hanging down between the elephants legs.Mommy, what is that hanging down on the elephant? he asks.The embarrassed mother says Oh, thats nothing honey...
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Interesting factoids
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If Hilary Clinton wins the U.S. presidential election, it will be the first time in history that two U.S. presidents have slept with each other! If Donald Trump wins the U.S. presidential election, it will be the first time in history that a billionaire moves into public housing vacated by a bla...
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