* 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.* 
Female...... Any part under a car's hood. 
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 

*2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.* 
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. 
Male..... Playing football without a cup. 

*3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n**.* 
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. 
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 

*4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.* 
Female..... A desire to get married and raise a family. 
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 

*5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.* 
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. 
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 

*6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.* 
Female.... An embarrassing by-product of indigestion. 
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 

*7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.* 
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. 
Male..... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. 

*8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.* 
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. 
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes