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Irritations ..
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A young woman goes to her doctor's office, afraid of the strange development on the inside of her thighs . . a green spot on the inside of each. "They won't wash off, they won't scrape off and they seem to be getting worse." The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem, and tells her not to w...
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Just learning. Aust outback fishing
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Aus-Kiwi
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Shingles
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- Bubba had shingles. Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Bubba: Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked h...
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Woody2
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Modern wedding
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DAUGHTER TEXTS DAD ON MODERN MARRIAGE WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENT"Daddy, I am coming home to get married, soon. Get out your check book.LOL. I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Australia and he lives in Scotland. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on What...
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Woody2
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About my Avatar
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Hi .. This old clip is where I clipped my Avatar from. It always gives me a laugh
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Cupie
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The Blonde
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So the blonde thought she was now smart enough to feed herself, so she got dressed, walked down the street & into the local library. She walked up to the counter & announced in a loud voice, " I'll have a Big Mac, Coke & Fries thanks. " The librarian glared at her & whispered forcefully, "...
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jimfox
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Bill Shortonbrains.
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Bill Shorten was asleep in his house and awoke to see Menzies' ghost. He asked, "Bob, how can I make this country better?" Sir Robert said, "Love the Japanese steel producers like I did." Shorten went back to sleep, this time he woke to an image of John Howard at the end of his bed. He asked, John, how can I m...
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rgren2
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A man told his doctor
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A man told his doctor he wasnt able to do all the things around the house like he used to.When the examination was complete, he said:Now Doc, tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.Well in plain English, the doctor replied, youre just lazy.Okay, said the man.Now give me the medical term so I can te...
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Yarra
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A toothpaste factory had a problem.
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They sometimes shipped empty boxes without the tube inside. This challenged their perceived quality with the buyers and distributors. Understanding how important the relationship with them was, the CEO of the company assembled his top people. They decided to hire an external engineering compa...
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Yarra
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St. Peter's Dilemma
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On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.While waiting, they began to wonder if they could possibly get married in Heaven.When St. Peter ar...
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Yarra
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Got to get one of these for the front gate
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Yarra
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Ha ha, lol
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aussie_paul
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1981 and 2005 Interesting Years
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1981 & 2005 - Two Interesting Years Interesting Year 1981 1. Prince Charles got married. 2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe . 3. Australia lost the Ashes. 4. The Pope died. Interesting Year 2005 1. Prince Charles got married. 2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champion...
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Wombat 280
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FAMILY TREE OF VINCENT VAN GOGH
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FAMILY TREE OF VINCENT VAN GOGH (always pronounced as Van GO) Who thinks up these things!!!!!!!!!!!! His dizzy aunt ----------------------------------------------- Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes------------------------------- Gotta Gogh The brother who...
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Yarra
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The Pearly Gates
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A Muslim dies, and by some error in his handling, ends up in heaven.He's stopped at the Pearly Gates by St Peter who says:"Sorry, but we don't allow Muslims into Heaven"."What?!!!!" replies the Muslim, "and why not?""Well, we just don't!! and that's it, also, we're short on Virgins".The Muslim comp...
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aussie_paul
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A MAN SEES THINGS DIFFERENTLY THAN A WOMAN DOES
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A wife was curious when she found an old negative in a drawer and had it made into a print. She was pleasantly surprised to see that they were of her at a much younger, slimmer time, taken many years ago on one of her first dates with her husband. When she showed him the photo, his face lit up. "Wo...
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The Drover.
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A drover, who just moved to Queensland from Victoria,walks into a bar and orders three glasses of XXXX beer.He sits in the back of the room,drinking a sip out of each one in turn.When he finishes them,he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the drover,"You k...
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rgren2
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More Irish.. lol
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aussie_paul
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You were born a prodistent but now you are a catholic
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Woody n Sue
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Here’s what happened:
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Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was something wrong with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room.Hes just lying there looking sick, he told me. Im serious, Dad . Can you help?I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of...
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