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Goldfinger · Goldfinger

A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin, and truth be told he's a virgin too, but she doesn't know that... On their nuptial night she cowers naked under the silken sheets, as her new husband undresses in the darkness.... He sprints to the bed and climbs in next to her,...and tries to be reass...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

Craig1 · Craig1

The teacher said ,attached i hope

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Yarra · Yarra

Robert , 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Robert should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together After the wedd...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

read to the very end !!! The Squirrel and The Grasshopper POPULAR VERSION The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The doctor took the husband in first.The husband was a bit embarrassed and told the doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was getting frustrated.He checked his blood pressure and other things then said he was going to check with the wife.He took her to another cubicle and aske...

oldphartz · oldphartz

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends t...

Woody2 · Woody2

Just passing it on.. As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Nova Scotia back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got los...

Moorey · Moorey

I just had to post it for Goldfinger Moorey

Magnarc · Magnarc

The dairy farmer has hired a young lady to help arounf the place. A couple of days later he says to her, "The insemination man is coming today, I have put a nail in the door of the stall where the cow is to be done. I have to go down to the paddock" The guy duly arrives and she takes him down to the stall with the n...

Yarra · Yarra

There were twin sisters at the nursing home and they were turning 100 years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take pictures of the two twins. One of the twins was hard ofhearing and the other could hear quite well. Once the photographer arrived he asked th...

Yarra · Yarra

Last week, she checked into a motel on her 65th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man...

Yarra · Yarra

A priest was invited to attend a house party. Naturally, he was properly dressed and wearing his Priest's Collar.A little boy kept staring at him the entire evening. Finally, the priest asked the little boy what he was staring at.The little boy pointed to the priest's neck. When the priest finally re...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Recently we took some friends to a new local Indian restaurant..'Muthu's Place', and we noticed that the Indian waiter taking our order carried a spoon in his shirt top pocket....which seemed a little strange.. When Gunga Din brought us water and utensils, we observed that he also had a spoon in hi...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and declared, "And here's to spending the rest of me Life between the legs of me Wife"....! That won him the top prize at the local pub for the best toast of the night. He went home and proudly told his wife, Mary, "Mary me love, oi won the prize for the Best Toast of th...

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	I know its been told before..its all in the way you tell it!.... (Preview) A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin, and truth be told he's a virgin too, but she doesn't know that... On their nuptial night she cowers naked under the silken sheets, as her new husband undresses in the darkness.... He sprints to the bed and climbs in next to her,...and tries to be reass...	Goldfinger	0	831	04:54 PM Jan 15, 2017 by Goldfinger
	After the Wedding night concerns (Preview)	Woody n Sue	2	930	04:37 PM Jan 15, 2017 by Goldfinger
	Indiscretion . (Preview)	Aus-Kiwi	1	958	12:53 PM Jan 15, 2017 by rgren2
	Romantic is economical .. Lol (Preview)	Aus-Kiwi	0	909	11:25 AM Jan 15, 2017 by Aus-Kiwi
	The teacher said (Preview) The teacher said ,attached i hope	Craig1	2	1018	07:37 AM Jan 15, 2017 by Blues Man
	Some good advice (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	858	11:15 PM Jan 14, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	Old Robert (Preview) Robert , 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Robert should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together After the wedd...	Yarra	2	1132	12:02 PM Jan 14, 2017 by Bryan
	Political joke.. (Preview) read to the very end !!! The Squirrel and The Grasshopper POPULAR VERSION The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer...	aussie_paul	5	1111	08:37 AM Jan 13, 2017 by Blues Man
	Doctor's visit (Preview) The doctor took the husband in first.The husband was a bit embarrassed and told the doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was getting frustrated.He checked his blood pressure and other things then said he was going to check with the wife.He took her to another cubicle and aske...	aussie_paul	1	972	08:27 AM Jan 13, 2017 by Blues Man
	An old ID ticket. (Preview)	oldphartz	0	955	01:24 AM Jan 13, 2017 by oldphartz
	New store opens in town and they only sell Husbands, but there’s one catch.............. (Preview) A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends t...	aussie_paul	1	868	06:55 PM Jan 12, 2017 by Baggie
	Man thing! (Preview) Just passing it on.. As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Nova Scotia back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got los...	Woody2	0	856	10:51 AM Jan 12, 2017 by Woody2
	The Diet (Preview) I just had to post it for Goldfinger Moorey	Moorey	0	898	06:18 PM Jan 10, 2017 by Moorey
	The Dairy farmer/ (Preview) The dairy farmer has hired a young lady to help arounf the place. A couple of days later he says to her, "The insemination man is coming today, I have put a nail in the door of the stall where the cow is to be done. I have to go down to the paddock" The guy duly arrives and she takes him down to the stall with the n...	Magnarc	0	1026	02:32 PM Jan 9, 2017 by Magnarc
	Bad Hearing (Preview) There were twin sisters at the nursing home and they were turning 100 years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take pictures of the two twins. One of the twins was hard ofhearing and the other could hear quite well. Once the photographer arrived he asked th...	Yarra	1	1013	08:55 AM Jan 9, 2017 by Blues Man
	Senior Moment Motel (Preview) Last week, she checked into a motel on her 65th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man...	Yarra	1	1084	08:54 AM Jan 9, 2017 by Blues Man
	Collar (Preview) A priest was invited to attend a house party. Naturally, he was properly dressed and wearing his Priest's Collar.A little boy kept staring at him the entire evening. Finally, the priest asked the little boy what he was staring at.The little boy pointed to the priest's neck. When the priest finally re...	Yarra	1	965	08:51 AM Jan 9, 2017 by Blues Man
	Consultants indeed make a huge difference in an organization......Golden Oldie.... (Preview) Recently we took some friends to a new local Indian restaurant..'Muthu's Place', and we noticed that the Indian waiter taking our order carried a spoon in his shirt top pocket....which seemed a little strange.. When Gunga Din brought us water and utensils, we observed that he also had a spoon in hi...	Goldfinger	3	1072	08:49 AM Jan 9, 2017 by Blues Man
	The perils of hormone treatments (Preview)	Woody n Sue	1	940	08:45 AM Jan 9, 2017 by Blues Man
	A Ripper Irish Joke....always worth repeating round the fire... (Preview) John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and declared, "And here's to spending the rest of me Life between the legs of me Wife"....! That won him the top prize at the local pub for the best toast of the night. He went home and proudly told his wife, Mary, "Mary me love, oi won the prize for the Best Toast of th...	Goldfinger	1	1044	08:43 AM Jan 9, 2017 by Blues Man
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