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Childbirth at 65  
 
( Too good not to pass on.Enjoy! )
 
 
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine  was able to give birth.
 
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
 
'May I see the new baby?' I asked.
 
'Not yet,' she said. 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while first.'
 
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
 
'No, not yet,' she said.
 
After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
 
'No, not yet,' replied my friend.
 
Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'
 
'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.
 
'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
 
'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?'


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Happy Camping

Graeme

 

 

I was always taught to respect my elders,

but it keeps getting harder to find one.
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