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Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Seven."

Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Seven."

Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Six."

Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Seven!"

Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"

 

Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"



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just love the little Johnny jokes.biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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Y'know, I don't think little Johnny has ever been caught out for an answer yet. He always gets on top of the situation what ever it is. He'd be a sh*t kid to have as a son huh.
He was really good at maths though, he always got A's or A plus, etc. But this day he came home furious, he had got an "F". His father could not believe it and asked little Johnny what had gone wrong. Little johnny said that the teacher asked me what six sevens were, and I told her, 42. Then she asked me what seven sixes were,,,,,,,,. Johnny's father interrupted & said "That's the same f*kin thing." Little Johnny said, "That's exactly what I said to her dad."

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