These two guys were playing a round of golf, and they were going fine when they were held up by two women on the green ahead. These two women were half playing & half standing there just talking. They were as slow as a wet week. One of the guys said to the other, "Why don't you go up there & ask them if we can play through, then they can stay there all day if they want to. Well George went for a walk up towards the two women, got just over half way, turned & came back. Fred said to him, "What did you come back for???" George said, "I can't go up there, I just saw that one in my mistress & the other is my wife, You go." So Fred wandered off up towards the ladies, got about the same distance as George, turned & came back, looked at George and said, "Sh*t it's a small world isn't it."