A Muslim dies, and by some error in his handling, ends up in heaven.
He's stopped at the Pearly Gates by St Peter who says: "Sorry, but we don't allow Muslims into Heaven".
"What?!!!!" replies the Muslim, "and why not?"
"Well, we just don't!! and that's it, also, we're short on Virgins".
The Muslim complains and carries on until St Peter gets fed up.
"Well" says St Peter, "have you ever done anything good in your life?"
"Ummm" the Muslim replies. "Yes, the other day a lady stopped me on the street collecting for a children's charity so I gave herTwenty Dollars. Last week I donated Fifty Dollars to the Cancer Society, and a couple of weeks ago a tramp asked me if I could spare any money, so I gave him Ten Dollars!"
"Alright then", says St Peter "wait here and I'll have a quick word with God".
Five minutes later St Peter returns and says to the Muslim.
"Listen, I've spoken with God and he agrees with me ... Here's your 80 Dollars back, now bugger off!!!"
