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Night Class
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During work Mike and John are chatting, Mike: "I've been taking night courses for five months now, and I have an exam next week." John: "Oh!" Mike: "For example, do you know who Graham Bell is?" John: "No."... Mike: "He is the inventor of the phone in 1876. If you take night courses you would know this." T...
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802
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Back in my day......
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Back in my day.... and the most sensitive part of your body was invariably your ears/hearing.....lmao...Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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994
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What harm can it do
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Woody n Sue
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1044
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Ride'em'Cowgirl....
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Joe Cool........surprise ending...Hoo Roo.
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Goldfinger
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1095
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Why men should not write advice columns...
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Goldfinger
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977
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ED perhaps not one for the ladies
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The Doctor took the husband in first. The husband was a bit embarrassed, and told the Doctor he had trouble getting a lasting erection with his wife and she was getting quite frustrated. The doctor checked the man's blood pressure, and other vital statistics..then said he was going to check with hi...
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Woody n Sue
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Humour - when you have time.
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I accidently started on this page and lost an hour I'll never get back https://au.pinterest.com/explore/humor/
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1004
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Sad day for a mate.......Warning,tad off colour.....
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A very sad day today, After seven years of training in the medical field and hard work, a very good friend of mine was fired after one minor discretion. He slept with one of his clients, and can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, training and money.... A genuinely nice guy an...
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Goldfinger
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890
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With apologies to any blondes on here
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Woody n Sue
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1038
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Something to look forward too?
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oldphartz
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1035
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Prostate exam
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Woody n Sue
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899
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Powerful Message......
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Goldfinger
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Thunderbox - " The Good Old Days?"
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What a bloody rippa! They were funny looking buildings, that were once a way of life, If you couldn't sprint the distance, then you really were in strife. They were nailed, they were wired, but were mostly falling down, There was one in every yard, in every house, in every town. They were given many na...
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Hurls
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The Adult Show
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A man goes into an establishment for prostitution rather late, on a Friday night, and is told, "Sir, I'm sorry, but due to the late hour, all the girls are presently occupied. If you want a girl, I suggest you get here earlier, but we do have one attraction which may interest you." The man responds, "Wh...
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Yarra
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S'pose it may work (C&P)
(Preview)
After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem bu...
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1004
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Ant.
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Today I saw an ant in my kitchen, I was bored so I put a sugar cube out for her. She had some of the sugar and then off she went (obviously to tell all her friends) so I quickly hid the sugar cube because I want them all to think she is a liar
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Weather forecaster
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Once upon a time ... The king called on the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours. The royal weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain for at least 4 days. So the king went fishing with his wife, the queen. On the way he met a farmer on his donkey...
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Woody2
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Correct English Definition
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Correct English Definition I phoned a long standing friend and asked what he was doing. He replied that he is working on "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment". (I was impressed......) On further enquiring I learnt that he was washing the dis...
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Woody2
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Gettin' Older.........
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Goldfinger
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977
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Little Johnny
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A teacher asks the class to name things that ends with Tor and that eats things First boy: Alligator Teacher: Very Good that's a big word... Second boy : Predator Teacher: Yes, That's another big word.Well done Little Johnny: Vibrator. After nearly falling off her chair Teacher: That is a big word,bu...
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