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How True
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Phillipn
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833
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Alright!....Off with my Head!...has 'F' word..
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Possibly the High Jump?.....Hoo Roo
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goldfinger
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738
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Get a little dog, they said...
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goldfinger
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712
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Historical Fact...
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I think Trump may be more pragmatic than given credit for.... Historical Fact: Who says building a border wall won't work? The Chinese built one over 2000 years ago .....and they still don't have any Mexicans...... Hoo Roo
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goldfinger
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780
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scan
(Preview)
Have you had your scan today Senior Citizen Afternoon Nap
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1
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906
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God's plan for aging
(Preview)
God's plan for aging Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His Wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good. Then God saw there was another need. In His...
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Woody2
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916
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4th Blond Male Joke (Ok.. Ok.. I get it, you want some more... here is the next one!)
(Preview)
A friend told the blonde man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year. The blonde man then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."
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Joker
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0
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732
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The Old Ladies Song
(Preview)
http://www.metaspoon.com/older-ladies-donnalou/?fb=p1a6
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kiwijims
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1
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1000
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3rd Blond Male Joke ( you sure you want some more... of course you do!!!)
(Preview)
An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: "Why do scuba divers alwaysfall backwards off their boats?"To which the blonde man replies: "If they fell forward, they'd stillbe in the boat."
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Joker
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4
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1017
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That's it!.....Times up!.....
(Preview)
An old Calabrian Godfather in Brooklyn is dying. He calls his trusted Grandson to his bedside,..."Guido, I wan' you lissina me, your Grandpa,... I wan' you to take-a my beloved chrome plated...38 revolver, so you will always remember me,... your Grandpa..." "But Grandpa, I really have never lik...
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goldfinger
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787
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New dentures tomorrow....
(Preview)
A couple of old timers were playing golf, when one mentioned he was going to Dr. Upjohn for a new set of dentures in the morning.... His elderly mate remarked that he too had gone to the same Dr. Upjohn two years previously... "Is that so?" asked the first old timer....."Did he do a really good job?" Hi...
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goldfinger
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0
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854
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Looking for a new home
(Preview)
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Woody n Sue
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0
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786
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One for Cupie..
(Preview)
https://www.facebook.com/ryan.keune/videos/1157143093960/
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aussie_paul
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766
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2nd Blond Male Joke (Ok.. Ok.. You are asking for it!)
(Preview)
A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND." He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
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Joker
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0
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667
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Getting it stiff
(Preview)
To make it Stand, You Wet it ! To make it Wet, You Suck it ! To make it Stiff, You Lick it ! To Get It In, You Push it! Damn...... Threading a Needle when you're AN OLD FART is a Bitch !!
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Woody2
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3
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944
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How to solve an old mans problem
(Preview)
AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 46 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "FORTY-SIX YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP HOUSE, A JUNK CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 23-YEAR-OLD GIRL. NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $35,000.00...
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Woody2
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0
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748
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Little Bruce andJenny
(Preview)
Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marria...
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Woody2
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0
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764
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Yes well
(Preview)
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Woody2
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1
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780
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Marriage
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Woody2
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0
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685
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Oh. lord
(Preview)
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Woody2
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0
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667
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