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Getting it stiff


To make it Stand, 
You Wet it ! 
To make it Wet, 
You Suck it ! 
To make it Stiff, 
You Lick it ! 
To Get It In, 
You Push it! 

Damn......
   Threading a Needle when you're AN OLD FART is a Bitch !!



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KFT


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hahaha love it



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Avagreatday.

Kathy and Frank currently at Home near Quirindi NSW



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I thought it was going to be something about Viagara. Good stuff - apparently you have to swallow it quickly or you get a stiff neck.



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....and to be taken at least half an hour before its required...I think it's to give you time to find someone.....Hoo Roo

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