A couple of old timers were playing golf, when one mentioned he was going to Dr. Upjohn for a new set of dentures in the morning....
His elderly mate remarked that he too had gone to the same Dr. Upjohn two years previously...
"Is that so?" asked the first old timer....."Did he do a really good job?"
His elderly mate replied, "Weeell, I was on this Golf Course yesterday when a bloke on the next fairway hooked his shot,
the ball must have been going at least 200 mph when it veered to the right and smacked me fair and square in both my nuts.....!".....
The first old timer was confused and asked..."What the Hell does that have to do with your dentures?"...
He replied, " Weeell, it was the first time in 2 years my bloooody teeth didn't hurt!"......
Hoo Roo
'The secret of happiness is not in seeking more, but in developing the capacity to enjoy less'.Socrates BC399.
'Be a Cheerful Nomad, not a Grumpy Gromad, it's the Surly Bird who catches the Germ'!
Without Going, You Get Nowhere.......
