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Little Bruce andJenny


 Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love.
 
 One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to
 Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.
 
 Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are
 in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."
 
 Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well
 Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"
 
 Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, "In
 Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."
 
 Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin,
 "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job.
 You'll need to support Jenny."
 
 Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance, Jenny makes five bucks
 a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month and
 that should do us just fine."
 
 Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this. 'Well
 Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one
 more question.. What will you do if the two of you should have little
 children of your own?"
 
 Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've been lucky so far."
 
 Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little **** is adorable.
 
   
    

 


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