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unsatisfied and over-it · unsatisfied and over-it

Thank you for the interest showed in my caravan and sorry for my late reply but I had to move to the U.K. for my job, I was busy relocating on a short notice. You don't have to worry as the caravan is in storage with a shipping company back home in Australia. It was left to me in my father's will 2 months ago and...

SLUG · SLUG

What Starts with F and ends with K A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, Harry, whats your problem? Harry answered, Im too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and Im smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I dont have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I dont have a curfew. I have a drivers license and my own car. I have ID that gets me into bars and the whisky store. The peo...

gerard gue · gerard gue

Young Simmo · Young Simmo

After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man, You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about? In fact, I do, said the old man. After I make love to my wife, the first time I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after we make love the second time, I am usually c...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Young Simmo · Young Simmo

There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving along a winding road when they noticed someone at the roadside in distress. Being the pe...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Here's something to think about........I recently picked a new GP. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age (I've just reached 60).A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 85?'He asked, 'Do you sm...

June · June

Saint Peter is seeing all the new arrivals trying to go through the Pearly Gates....... The first applicant of the day explains that his last day was not a good one. 'I came home early and found my wife laying naked in bed. She claimed that she had just gotten out of the shower. Well, her hair was dry and...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A to apply for a job.The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee.""OK, have you ever been in the military service?""Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."The interviewer s...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Special Travel Package for BusinessmenAn Airline introduced a special package for Business men. Buy your ticket, get your wife's ticket free! After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how the trip was. 72% of them gave the same reply..."What trip?" Co...

Hendo · Hendo

MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD COPPER COATED MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD. The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead. When properly installed, it will instantly allow the terrorist to speak to God. It comes in var...

Young Simmo · Young Simmo

A chicken farmer went to the local bar. He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne. The woman said: "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne." "What a coincidence," said the farmer, who added, " It is a special day for me. I am celebrating." "I...

Possum3 · Possum3

I was standing at the bar one night, minding my own business. This big O FAT, ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my ass and said, "You're kind of cute; you gotta phone number?" I said, "Yea. You gotta pen?" She said, "Yea, I got a pen." Isaid, "Youd better ge...

Yarra · Yarra

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Terrorism, High Alert Causing Me Problems After hearing the news about possible terrorism attack and a high security alert I was a little nervous, so when I was at the checkout and ready to pay for my groceries the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note so I could comp...

Brenda and Alan · Brenda and Alan

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began.The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street, beat...

Tomcat · Tomcat

What did the solar panels say when the sun came out from the clouds.....Array.

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	Playmor 5th wheeler scam (Preview) Thank you for the interest showed in my caravan and sorry for my late reply but I had to move to the U.K. for my job, I was busy relocating on a short notice. You don't have to worry as the caravan is in storage with a shipping company back home in Australia. It was left to me in my father's will 2 months ago and...	unsatisfied and over-it	1	1310	03:21 PM Dec 14, 2015 by unsatisfied and over-it
	WHAT STARTS IN F AND ENDS IN C (Preview) What Starts with F and ends with K A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, Harry, whats your problem? Harry answered, Im too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and Im smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade...	SLUG	0	792	12:57 PM Dec 14, 2015 by SLUG
	Old is Good??????? (Preview) I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I dont have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I dont have a curfew. I have a drivers license and my own car. I have ID that gets me into bars and the whisky store. The peo...	aussie_paul	0	1015	12:21 PM Dec 14, 2015 by aussie_paul
	Does happen!! (Preview)	gerard gue	1	859	11:41 AM Dec 15, 2015 by Bushpie
	Adjust to your place of the world. (Preview) After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man, You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about? In fact, I do, said the old man. After I make love to my wife, the first time I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after we make love the second time, I am usually c...	Young Simmo	2	878	07:13 PM Dec 19, 2015 by Young Simmo
	What would I be if (Preview)	Woody n Sue	1	882	08:20 PM Dec 13, 2015 by grahos
	What's for tea. "Salad" ? (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	770	05:05 PM Dec 13, 2015 by Woody n Sue
	I've known this for years (Preview) There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving along a winding road when they noticed someone at the roadside in distress. Being the pe...	Young Simmo	1	854	08:22 PM Dec 13, 2015 by grahos
	Will You Live to see 85? (Preview) Here's something to think about........I recently picked a new GP. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age (I've just reached 60).A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 85?'He asked, 'Do you sm...	aussie_paul	1	1088	12:48 AM Dec 14, 2015 by Young Simmo
	Pearly Gates....... (Preview) Saint Peter is seeing all the new arrivals trying to go through the Pearly Gates....... The first applicant of the day explains that his last day was not a good one. 'I came home early and found my wife laying naked in bed. She claimed that she had just gotten out of the shower. Well, her hair was dry and...	June	0	766	06:29 PM Dec 12, 2015 by June
	Bloody government, taking the easy way out.. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	1004	08:52 AM Dec 12, 2015 by aussie_paul
	A guy goes to the Post Office... (Preview) A to apply for a job.The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee.""OK, have you ever been in the military service?""Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."The interviewer s...	aussie_paul	0	892	05:31 PM Dec 11, 2015 by aussie_paul
	lol.... (Preview) *Special Travel Package for Businessmen*An Airline introduced a special package for Business men. Buy your ticket, get your wife's ticket free! After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how the trip was. 72% of them gave the same reply..."What trip?" Co...	aussie_paul	0	958	11:15 AM Dec 11, 2015 by aussie_paul
	Microchip Implant (Preview) MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD COPPER COATED MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD. The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead. When properly installed, it will instantly allow the terrorist to speak to God. It comes in var...	Hendo	2	842	07:36 PM Dec 11, 2015 by SLUG
	OOooooPS (Preview) A chicken farmer went to the local bar. He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne. The woman said: "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne." "What a coincidence," said the farmer, who added, " It is a special day for me. I am celebrating." "I...	Young Simmo	0	794	02:40 PM Dec 10, 2015 by Young Simmo
	When you're over 70 who cares? (Preview) I was standing at the bar one night, minding my own business. This big O FAT, ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my ass and said, "You're kind of cute; you gotta phone number?" I said, "Yea. You gotta pen?" She said, "Yea, I got a pen." Isaid, "Youd better ge...	Possum3	0	1120	01:31 PM Dec 10, 2015 by Possum3
	Morning After Xmas Party At The Zoo (Preview)	Yarra	0	1009	09:48 PM Dec 9, 2015 by Yarra
	Terrorism, High Alert Causing Me Problems (Preview) Terrorism, High Alert Causing Me Problems After hearing the news about possible terrorism attack and a high security alert I was a little nervous, so when I was at the checkout and ready to pay for my groceries the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note so I could comp...	aussie_paul	1	956	07:05 PM Dec 9, 2015 by Young Simmo
	How to outsmart teenagers (Preview) A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began.The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street, beat...	Brenda and Alan	0	814	11:56 AM Dec 9, 2015 by Brenda and Alan
	Happy solar panels (Preview) What did the solar panels say when the sun came out from the clouds.....Array.	Tomcat	0	674	12:53 AM Dec 9, 2015 by Tomcat
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