Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? 2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? 3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? 4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?... 5. If...

Moorey · Moorey

---IF WOMEN ONLY TRUSTED THEIR HUSBANDS!!! There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband... For example... A wife comes home late at night, and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts h...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noduC7hjQyc Aussie Paul.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Two mathematicians were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A female engineer walked by and asked what they were doing. Were supposed to find the height of this flagpole, said one, but we dont have a ladder. The engineer took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and la...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

rgren2 · rgren2

Larry the Fighter PilotA teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"Little Larry says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartm...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Black Testicles.Archie is lying in a hospital bed, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.Nurse, he mumbles from behind the mask, are my testicles black?Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, I dont know, sir. Im only here to w...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Bert, 80, always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, Notice anything different about me?Margaret, 75, looked him over.Nope.Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bat...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Three girls, Jan, Sue and Mary haven't seen each other since leaving school. They rediscover each other via Facebook and arrange to meet for lunch Jan arrives first, wearing a beige Versace dress. She orders a bottle of Pinot Gris. Sue arrives shortly afterward, wearing a grey Chanel n...

Yarra · Yarra

Two farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbors, but didn't like each other much. In 1989, there was a period of -30 degree centigrade cold and Bob and Joe had nothing to do because of it. So they bet a bottle of vodka who can sit out on the window ledge the longest with a bare ass. After two hours Bob's wi...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Yarra · Yarra

Jason walks into a restroom in an airport and goes up to a urinal.A man with no arms comes up to him and says: "Hey, can you give me a hand?" Though he feels uncomfortable, he agrees to help.He unzips the man's pants, takes a deep breath, and reaches in and takes out his ~ censor ~, which he is horrified to di...

Cadpete · Cadpete

Bloody 'auto-spell', it's your worst enema

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Mexicans were asked what they thought of Trump's proposed wall.They replied, "We're very upset ..... but we'll get over it." Aussie Paul.

Yarra · Yarra

Wisdom from the Military Manuals 'If the enemy is in range, so are you.' - Infantry Journal ------------ --------- --------- --------- 'It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.' - U.S. Air Force Manual ----------- --------- --------- --------- 'Whoeve...

Yarra · Yarra

Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Phys...

Yarra · Yarra

Any Medical Concerns? After his exam, the doctor said to the elderly man: 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?' 'In fact, I do,' said the old man. 'After I have sex, I am usually cold and chilly; and then, after I have sex with her the second t...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Thursday 13th of April 2017 07:51:59 PM

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	Ponder on these imponderables for a minute...... (Preview) 1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? 2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? 3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? 4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?... 5. If...	Possum3	1	1007	12:17 AM Apr 23, 2017 by Tony Bev
	IF WOMEN ONLY TRUSTED THEIR HUSBANDS!!! (Preview) ---IF WOMEN ONLY TRUSTED THEIR HUSBANDS!!! There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband... For example... A wife comes home late at night, and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts h...	Moorey	0	848	01:30 PM Apr 21, 2017 by Moorey
	Tractors... (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noduC7hjQyc Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	4	1339	12:32 PM Apr 21, 2017 by Tony Bev
	Two mathematicians... (Preview) Two mathematicians were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A female engineer walked by and asked what they were doing. Were supposed to find the height of this flagpole, said one, but we dont have a ladder. The engineer took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and la...	aussie_paul	2	1274	09:51 PM Apr 20, 2017 by vanman
	Oops... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	747	05:50 PM Apr 19, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Larry the fighter pilot (Preview) Larry the Fighter PilotA teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"Little Larry says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartm...	rgren2	0	988	07:55 AM Apr 19, 2017 by rgren2
	Are my testicles black?? (Preview) Black Testicles.Archie is lying in a hospital bed, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.Nurse, he mumbles from behind the mask, are my testicles black?Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, I dont know, sir. Im only here to w...	aussie_paul	0	899	11:11 AM Apr 18, 2017 by aussie_paul
	You live and learn! (Preview) Bert, 80, always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, Notice anything different about me?Margaret, 75, looked him over.Nope.Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bat...	aussie_paul	0	967	12:02 PM Apr 17, 2017 by aussie_paul
	The fifth parrot... (Preview) Three girls, Jan, Sue and Mary haven't seen each other since leaving school. They rediscover each other via Facebook and arrange to meet for lunch Jan arrives first, wearing a beige Versace dress. She orders a bottle of Pinot Gris. Sue arrives shortly afterward, wearing a grey Chanel n...	aussie_paul	0	878	07:01 PM Apr 16, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Two Farmers (Preview) Two farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbors, but didn't like each other much. In 1989, there was a period of -30 degree centigrade cold and Bob and Joe had nothing to do because of it. So they bet a bottle of vodka who can sit out on the window ledge the longest with a bare ass. After two hours Bob's wi...	Yarra	0	1228	05:33 PM Apr 15, 2017 by Yarra
	I wish.... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	900	02:12 PM Apr 15, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Airport Restroom (Preview) Jason walks into a restroom in an airport and goes up to a urinal.A man with no arms comes up to him and says: "Hey, can you give me a hand?" Though he feels uncomfortable, he agrees to help.He unzips the man's pants, takes a deep breath, and reaches in and takes out his ~ censor ~, which he is horrified to di...	Yarra	0	793	09:55 AM Apr 15, 2017 by Yarra
	Auto-spell problems (Preview) Bloody 'auto-spell', it's your worst enema	Cadpete	1	1056	01:03 PM Apr 14, 2017 by Aus-Kiwi
	The wall... (Preview) Mexicans were asked what they thought of Trump's proposed wall.They replied, "We're very upset ..... but we'll get over it." Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	3	1215	03:02 AM Apr 17, 2017 by Lancelot Link
	Wisdom from the Military Manuals (Preview) Wisdom from the Military Manuals 'If the enemy is in range, so are you.' - Infantry Journal ------------ --------- --------- --------- 'It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.' - U.S. Air Force Manual ----------- --------- --------- --------- 'Whoeve...	Yarra	0	804	07:49 AM Apr 14, 2017 by Yarra
	The Queens Breasts (Preview) Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Phys...	Yarra	1	979	07:11 AM Apr 19, 2017 by Blues Man
	Any medical concerns (Preview) Any Medical Concerns? After his exam, the doctor said to the elderly man: 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?' 'In fact, I do,' said the old man. 'After I have sex, I am usually cold and chilly; and then, after I have sex with her the second t...	Yarra	0	729	07:37 AM Apr 14, 2017 by Yarra
	Could be the truth.. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	811	10:15 PM Apr 13, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Alrready there??? (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	786	07:24 PM Apr 13, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Oops... (Preview) Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Thursday 13th of April 2017 07:51:59 PM	aussie_paul	1	920	07:13 AM Apr 14, 2017 by jebs
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