Elderly widow puts add in local paper seeking a Handyman.

Youngish clean looking fellow knocks on door and advises he is answering her handyman ad.

Lady likes the look of him and says your hired.

Lady asks handyman to get a ladder from the garage and clean out roof gutters, as it looks like rain.

Handyman states he is afraid of heights so he can't do it.

Lady asks him if he would change the tap washer in laundry as it is leaking - Handyman says He doesn't know about plumbing so he can't do it.

Lady becoming frustrated says will you get the mower from the shed and do the lawn mowing - Handyman says he has very sensitive hearing and is not allowed to operate noisy machinery.

Lady is now rightly peeved and asks him - if he can't do any simple tasks why did he apply for a job as a Handyman.

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"I only live two doors up - So I thought I was handy".