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Little Billy
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Little Billy was very sad....Bluey the budgie had died .. His Dad said " Look Son...There he is laying there on his back , with his little legs sticking up in the air.... God will come down from Heaven , pick him up by those legs and take him back to Heaven with him "... That satisfied Billy to think Bluey w...
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Caring????
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house work or sex
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Housework was women's work. But one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of clothes in the washer and another in the dryer, dinner on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished --something's up. It turns out that Ralph had read an article that said wives wh...
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Woody n Sue
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Oops...
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This latest Virus is known as the: C-Nile Virus
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I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one. It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1955. Symptoms: 1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. 2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail! 3....
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Changing positions
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Woody n Sue
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Rup stairs and grab my slippers please (caution a swear word in here )
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Woody n Sue
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Hippocritical
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Woody n Sue
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That eMail
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Hi .. This story reminds me of many of the mis-communications that take place on this forum. enjoy .. G THE INITIAL EMAIL MESSAGEHi Fred. This is Alan next door. I have a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you to y...
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Cupie
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Shopping: Men Vs Women.
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https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B6W5Eai1t8VEOHpTRGlmUjRUS2s/view?pref=2&pli=1
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Possum3
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A highly dangerous virus............
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aussie_paul
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Things My Mother Taught Me
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THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME: 1. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "Your room looks like a tornado hit it." 2. My mother taught me about RELIGION. "You better pray that comes out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up I'm going to knock you into the middle of ne...
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KFT
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Sorry Dmax...
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A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl replied, in a loud voice "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was deeply embarrassed and moved to anothe...
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aussie_paul
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Long stemmed roses.
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Two old ladies were chatting over lunch. Before long their conversation turned to their husbands, and as usual there was plenty of complaining.One says to the other, So Harold brought a dozen long-stemmed roses home last night. You know what that means? Im going to spend all weekend with my legs in t...
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Possum3
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Dog for sale. C&P from friend in Glasgow.
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A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there. "Do you really talk?" he asks the dog. "Yes," the Labrador replies. After recovering fr...
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Possession
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Rules of Possession - For Toddlers (and my wife). 1. If I like it - It's mine. 2. If it's in my hand - It's mine. 3. If I can take it from you - It's mine. 4. I I had it a little while ago - It's mine. 5. If it is mine, it must never ever appear to be yours. 6. If it looks like mine - It's mine. 7. If I'm doing or building so...
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Possum3
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Blonds and Didneyland...
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Love dress
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A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. 'What are you doing?' she asked. 'I'm waiting fo...
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Woody2
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Never heard the gunshot
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A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch-less panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments, she uncrosses her legs ... enough times till her husband says... "Are you wear...
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A round of golf
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A round of Golf Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, 'Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up.' 'Sure,' they said, 'You're welcome.' So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company...
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