Just Joking

Yarra · Yarra

It was raining hard and a big puddle hadformed in front of the little Irish pub.An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and jiggled it up and down in the water.A curious gentleman asked what he was doing.'Fishing,' replied the old man.'Poor old bugger' thought the gent...

Yarra · Yarra

...and tells the DJ,"I found this purse outside Raven's club. It has 1500 dollars in cash, a credit card, an iPhone 6s, and a driving license with Rebecca's name on it." The RJ asks in an impressed tone,"It was good of you to call us. Do you need my help contacting her so that you can retur...

SLUG · SLUG

An elderly man in Louisiana calls his son in New Y ork and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!" "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells. "We can't...

SLUG · SLUG

An elderly man in Louisiana calls his son in New Y ork and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!" "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells. "We can't s...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

At a ****tail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' 'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.' __________ A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: 'Husband Wanted'. Next day s...

Yarra · Yarra

Bob, a middle-aged Australian tourist on his first time in America, locates the red light district and enters a large brothel.The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain the client. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whisp...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A woman in Ireland driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a policeman with a radar gun lying in wait.The policeman pulled her over, walked up to the car, with a patronising smirk and asked, "What's your hurry?"She replied, "I'm late for work.""Oh...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

An old guy was working out at the gym when he spotted a young hot girl walking in. He asked the trainer standing next to him, "What machine should I use to impress that girl over there?" The trainer looked him up and down and said; "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby." Aussie Paul...

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday... 1. What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut? A barberqueue 2. Why was the turkey in the pop group? Because he was the only one with drumsticks! 3. What do you call a boomerang that does not come back? A stick 4. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nos...

SLUG · SLUG

Late in the night, the man finally regained consciousness. He was in the hospital, in terrible pain. He found himself in the ICU with needles and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function, and a nurse hovering over him. He realized that he was in a life-threatening situ...

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday... SEE ! ! ! ! ..... I put it in Just Joking

AND ...... let's just smile at it (coz I did) and move on ..... I did NOT put it up to start a "let's bash a JEEP" exchange so let's all keep our knickers un-twisted. ... and I hope Santa isn't really gonna be late - so Merry Christmas etc etc...

Magnarc · Magnarc

With the Xmas holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with you all about drinking and driving after a "social event" with friends.This past Friday, I was out on a pre xmas evening with several friends. I had a few beers, followed by several glasses of wine. Despite my jol...

Yarra · Yarra

One day a father, on his way home from work suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.He stops at a toy store and goes in and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?'The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?We have: Work Out Barbie for $19....

SLUG · SLUG

SERENITY Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, 'How old was your husband?' '98,' she replied.... 'Two years older than me' 'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented.. She responded, 'Hardly worth going home, is it? Reporters interviewi...

Lesley F · Lesley F

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFO6ZhUW38w I love this - it's pure genius - even though it flies in the face of most things I believe lol lol. My daughter was born with natural orange hair - her favourite Minchin song is - Prejudice. Words: Only a ginger can call another ginger.........ginger...

Possum3 · Possum3

God: done? Noah: yeah! G: whats this? Noah proudly: a swing set. G: you built a park. I asked for an ark. N: a what? G: a boat. N: say boat then. GOD: How many more animals left to make? - ANGEL: 2 - GOD: And how many more legs do we have? - ANGEL: 100 - CENTIPEDE: dibs! - SNAKE: ******* "drink m...

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

Lesley F · Lesley F

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTIorwtJbhE

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Paddy says to Mick "I found this pen. Is it yours?" Mick replies "Don't know, give it here." He then tries it and says, "Yes it is" Paddy asks "How do you know?" Mick replies, "That's my handwriting."Aussie Paul.

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	Puddles (Preview) It was raining hard and a big puddle hadformed in front of the little Irish pub.An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and jiggled it up and down in the water.A curious gentleman asked what he was doing.'Fishing,' replied the old man.'Poor old bugger' thought the gent...	Yarra	1	756	03:08 PM Dec 23, 2015 by Young Simmo
	A drunk guy calls a radio station.. (Preview) ...and tells the DJ,"I found this purse outside Raven's club. It has 1500 dollars in cash, a credit card, an iPhone 6s, and a driving license with Rebecca's name on it." The RJ asks in an impressed tone,"It was good of you to call us. Do you need my help contacting her so that you can retur...	Yarra	0	795	07:29 PM Dec 22, 2015 by Yarra
	TRICKY (Preview) An elderly man in Louisiana calls his son in New Y ork and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!" "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells. "We can't...	SLUG	0	1021	03:59 PM Dec 22, 2015 by SLUG
	the elderly (Preview) An elderly man in Louisiana calls his son in New Y ork and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!" "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells. "We can't s...	SLUG	3	980	09:48 AM Dec 23, 2015 by Baggie
	Were you ready for marriage (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	1095	04:47 PM Dec 20, 2015 by Woody n Sue
	Jokes-enjoy (Preview) At a **tail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' 'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.' __________ A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: 'Husband Wanted'. Next day s...	aussie_paul	0	1137	04:15 PM Dec 20, 2015 by aussie_paul
	Aussie Bob (Preview) Bob, a middle-aged Australian tourist on his first time in America, locates the red light district and enters a large brothel.The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain the client. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whisp...	Yarra	0	1120	09:44 AM Dec 20, 2015 by Yarra
	The Rectum Stretcher... (Preview) A woman in Ireland driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a policeman with a radar gun lying in wait.The policeman pulled her over, walked up to the car, with a patronising smirk and asked, "What's your hurry?"She replied, "I'm late for work.""Oh...	aussie_paul	0	1176	09:38 PM Dec 19, 2015 by aussie_paul
	An old guy :) (Preview) An old guy was working out at the gym when he spotted a young hot girl walking in. He asked the trainer standing next to him, "What machine should I use to impress that girl over there?" The trainer looked him up and down and said; "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby." Aussie Paul...	aussie_paul	0	918	06:29 PM Dec 19, 2015 by aussie_paul
	Sorry ... I can hear the groans from here :) (Preview) Gday... 1. What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut? A barberqueue 2. Why was the turkey in the pop group? Because he was the only one with drumsticks! 3. What do you call a boomerang that does not come back? A stick 4. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nos...	rockylizard	1	987	04:03 PM Dec 19, 2015 by Hendo
	positive attitude (Preview) Late in the night, the man finally regained consciousness. He was in the hospital, in terrible pain. He found himself in the ICU with needles and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function, and a nurse hovering over him. He realized that he was in a life-threatening situ...	SLUG	0	817	10:30 PM Dec 18, 2015 by SLUG
	A tardy Santa?? (Preview) Gday... SEE ! ! ! ! ..... I put it in Just Joking AND ...... let's just smile at it (coz I did) and move on ..... I did NOT put it up to start a "let's bash a JEEP" exchange so let's all keep our knickers un-twisted. ... and I hope Santa isn't really gonna be late - so Merry Christmas etc etc...	rockylizard	4	891	08:34 AM Dec 19, 2015 by Woody n Sue
	Taxi (Preview) With the Xmas holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with you all about drinking and driving after a "social event" with friends.This past Friday, I was out on a pre xmas evening with several friends. I had a few beers, followed by several glasses of wine. Despite my jol...	Magnarc	2	875	10:41 AM Dec 19, 2015 by Bushpie
	"A bloody good idea !! yeah yeah " (Preview) One day a father, on his way home from work suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.He stops at a toy store and goes in and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?'The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?We have: Work Out Barbie for $19....	Yarra	1	953	09:09 AM Dec 19, 2015 by 03_Troopy
	hope these dont offend the soft co,,, (Preview) SERENITY Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, 'How old was your husband?' '98,' she replied.... 'Two years older than me' 'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented.. She responded, 'Hardly worth going home, is it? Reporters interviewi...	SLUG	5	1399	11:33 AM Dec 20, 2015 by 03_Troopy
	Tim Minchin - take my wife - WARNING - there's no swearing. (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFO6ZhUW38w I love this - it's pure genius - even though it flies in the face of most things I believe lol lol. My daughter was born with natural orange hair - her favourite Minchin song is - Prejudice. Words: Only a ginger can call another ginger.........ginger...	Lesley F	1	1346	12:25 AM Dec 19, 2015 by D and D
	God! (Preview) God: done? Noah: yeah! G: whats this? Noah proudly: a swing set. G: you built a park. I asked for an ark. N: a what? G: a boat. N: say boat then. GOD: How many more animals left to make? - ANGEL: 2 - GOD: And how many more legs do we have? - ANGEL: 100 - CENTIPEDE: dibs! - SNAKE: ******* "drink m...	Possum3	0	704	12:26 PM Dec 16, 2015 by Possum3
	Reaching out! (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	2	869	11:20 PM Dec 16, 2015 by Pete49
	Tim Minchin - anti child rape song for the Pope (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTIorwtJbhE	Lesley F	10	1154	08:18 PM Dec 17, 2015 by Bryan
	Picking on the Irish again!!! (Preview) Paddy says to Mick "I found this pen. Is it yours?" Mick replies "Don't know, give it here." He then tries it and says, "Yes it is" Paddy asks "How do you know?" Mick replies, "That's my handwriting."Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	827	03:46 PM Dec 15, 2015 by aussie_paul
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