Saturday Morning,   Weather was to bad to work outside,

I was bored with nothing to do,

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door,

I opened it to find a well dressed young man standing there who said,

Good morning Sir, "I'm a Jehovah's witness"

Well I said, You had better come in and have a cup of Coffee,

With that, the young man came in and sat on the lounge,

after a short while, I asked what he wanted to talk about, he replied,

"BUGGERED IF I KNOW", NO ONE HAS EVER LET ME IN BEFORE.  !!!

K.J.