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Maria & Mario get Married


The big day had finally arrived and the newly weds are very happy.

They attend the wedding reception with all their friends and family.

Every thing go's as planned and both are so happy the reception go's on into the night.

 Maria's Mumma go's over to her daughter and tells her its time to do her duty and take Mario up stairs.

So off they go.

Mario is sitting on the end of the bed and smiles at Maria.

Maria is so excited she runs back down stairs to Mumma.

Mumma Mumma, Mario he is so handson.

Mumma tells Maria to get back up stairs and do her duty.

So Maria go's back up stairs and  Mario removes his Shirt.

Maria runs back down stairs to Mumma.

Mumma Mumma. Mario Mario , he has a big hairy chest. Yes Maria, get back up stairs and do your duty.

So Maria heads back up stairs.

Mario is still sitting on the bed and proceeds to remove his shoes.

To Maria's shock, She sees Mario is missing part of his foot. Seeing this, she runs faster back down stairs to Mumma.

Mumma, Mumma, Mario, He has a foot and a half.

 

Mumma says to Maria. Get our of the way girl. This is a job for Mumma!!!!!!!



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