I think we are all getting old at the right time/period....here's how a modern marriage may go....Hoo Roo

Dearest Dad,

I am coming home to get married soon, so get your cheque book out.

I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me.

As you know I'm in Australia....and he lives in Scotland.

We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had many long chats on WhatsApp,

he then proposed to me on Skype, and now we've had nearly two months of a relationship through Viber.

My beloved and favourite Dad, I need your blessing, good wishes, and a really big wedding.

Lots of Love and Thanks,

Your favourite Daughter, Lilly.

THE RESPONSE:

 My Dearest Lilly,

Like Wow! Really? Cool!

Whatever....I suggest you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango,

buy your kids on Amazon, and pay for it all through PayPal.

Anddd......when you get fed up with your new husband, sell him on Ebay.

My love as always,

Your Dadxx.