Just Joking

matildatraveller · matildatraveller

Thought this photo would put a smile on your dial...Gwynnie

Possum3 · Possum3

As Easter approached, Nancy turned to her husband and sighed.Ad. Article continues below. The children and grandchildren are all grown up and they dont live near us anymore. This will be the first year we havent dyed eggs and had an Easter hunt. John patted her leg. Its okay, honey. We can just hide ea...

Possum3 · Possum3

After church, Patricia stopped at her local Christian bookstore and picked up a Honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker. She didnt think it would work, but soon enough she was proven wrong. Stopped at an intersection and thinking about her love for the Lord, Patricia noticed that people behind her were...

rgren2 · rgren2

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.Naturally the Doctor asked him 'What happened to YOU?''Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our golf balls in...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

This time the girl picked the wrong guyA man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl, "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"The girl replied, in a loud voice, "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was dee...

Possum3 · Possum3

Nicole was always getting in trouble for falling asleep at Sunday school. One day, the teacher called on her to answer a question. Tell me, Nicole, who created the universe? Nicole was sleeping and Stevie, who was sitting next to her, took his pencil and poked Nicole in the leg. God Almighty! Nicole s...

67HR · 67HR

Disappointment (noun) Running into a wall with an erection and breaking your nose. -- Edited by 67HR on Monday 21st of August 2017 10:57:32 PM

Magnarc · Magnarc

The C I A had an opening for an assassin. After all thebackground checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and awoman. For the final test, the C I A agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructi...

Recoup · Recoup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76OlqSd_5k8 cheers -- Edited by Recoup on Monday 21st of August 2017 01:13:54 PM

Hey Jim · Hey Jim

Possum3 · Possum3

https://www.youtube.com/embed/prfCkIOdeAc?rel=0&controls=0&showinfo=0

Hey Jim · Hey Jim

-- Edited by Hey Jim on Saturday 19th of August 2017 09:50:00 AM

67HR · 67HR

Teacher Arrested. A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a ., a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Jeff Sessions said he believes th...

RustyD · RustyD

S O M E T I M E S Sometimes... when you cry.... no one sees your tears. Sometimes... when you are in pain. no one sees your hurt. Sometimes. when you are worried.. no one sees your stress Sometimes.. when you are happy.. no one sees your smile .... - - - - - - - But FART !! Just ONE friggin...

RustyD · RustyD

Wanna buy a consonant?Is your heart racing over CLIO R.S.?

Moorey · Moorey

An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft. A moment later the tower landline rang and was answered by one of the employees. The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular phone. He yelled, "Mayday, mayday! The pilot...

Possum3 · Possum3

An old lady went to the doctors; I dont know whats wrong with me, she says. I keep farting but my farts are silent and odourless. In fact, Ive farted 20 times since walking in here without you noticing. The doctor gives the lady some medication and instructs her to return in a weeks time. At her next appoin...

Moorey · Moorey

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Hoo Roo

RustyD · RustyD

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Two little....... (Preview) Thought this photo would put a smile on your dial...Gwynnie	matildatraveller	0	1193	06:38 PM Aug 25, 2017 by matildatraveller
	Senior Easter (Preview) As Easter approached, Nancy turned to her husband and sighed.Ad. Article continues below. The children and grandchildren are all grown up and they dont live near us anymore. This will be the first year we havent dyed eggs and had an Easter hunt. John patted her leg. Its okay, honey. We can just hide ea...	Possum3	0	1456	03:30 PM Aug 25, 2017 by Possum3
	Honk for Jesus (Preview) After church, Patricia stopped at her local Christian bookstore and picked up a Honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker. She didnt think it would work, but soon enough she was proven wrong. Stopped at an intersection and thinking about her love for the Lord, Patricia noticed that people behind her were...	Possum3	0	971	03:29 PM Aug 25, 2017 by Possum3
	A cows tail (Preview) A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.Naturally the Doctor asked him 'What happened to YOU?''Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our golf balls in...	rgren2	1	1064	03:30 AM Aug 26, 2017 by matildatraveller
	Whispering In The Library.... (Preview) This time the girl picked the wrong guyA man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl, "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"The girl replied, in a loud voice, "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was dee...	aussie_paul	0	1085	08:44 PM Aug 24, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Sunday school. (Preview) Nicole was always getting in trouble for falling asleep at Sunday school. One day, the teacher called on her to answer a question. Tell me, Nicole, who created the universe? Nicole was sleeping and Stevie, who was sitting next to her, took his pencil and poked Nicole in the leg. God Almighty! Nicole s...	Possum3	1	1810	07:07 PM Aug 23, 2017 by Woody2
	Disappointment (Preview) Disappointment (noun) Running into a wall with an erection and breaking your nose. -- Edited by 67HR on Monday 21st of August 2017 10:57:32 PM	67HR	1	1258	08:44 AM Aug 22, 2017 by Possum3
	Women are better than men (Preview) The C I A had an opening for an assassin. After all thebackground checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and awoman. For the final test, the C I A agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructi...	Magnarc	1	1484	12:16 PM Sep 6, 2017 by Khouji
	US Navy vs Lighthouse (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76OlqSd_5k8 cheers -- Edited by Recoup on Monday 21st of August 2017 01:13:54 PM	Recoup	0	1827	01:13 PM Aug 21, 2017 by Recoup
	Oh dear (Preview)	Hey Jim	3	1558	04:34 PM Aug 21, 2017 by Pete49
	Where's my keys? (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/embed/prfCkIOdeAc?rel=0&controls=0&showinfo=0	Possum3	0	1533	08:07 AM Aug 20, 2017 by Possum3
	Pauline (Preview) -- Edited by Hey Jim on Saturday 19th of August 2017 09:50:00 AM	Hey Jim	0	1296	09:46 AM Aug 19, 2017 by Hey Jim
	BREAKING NEWS!!! (Preview) Teacher Arrested. A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a ., a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Jeff Sessions said he believes th...	67HR	0	1369	07:16 PM Aug 18, 2017 by 67HR
	Cheers (Preview) S O M E T I M E S Sometimes... when you cry.... no one sees your tears. Sometimes... when you are in pain. no one sees your hurt. Sometimes. when you are worried.. no one sees your stress Sometimes.. when you are happy.. no one sees your smile .... - - - - - - - But FART !! Just ONE friggin...	RustyD	0	1327	03:00 PM Aug 16, 2017 by RustyD
	Renault Clio Ad (Preview) Wanna buy a consonant?Is your heart racing over CLIO R.S.?	RustyD	0	1187	10:58 AM Aug 16, 2017 by RustyD
	Joke of the day (Preview) An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft. A moment later the tower landline rang and was answered by one of the employees. The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular phone. He yelled, "Mayday, mayday! The pilot...	Moorey	0	1403	08:26 PM Aug 15, 2017 by Moorey
	Old lady at Drs. (Preview) An old lady went to the doctors; I dont know whats wrong with me, she says. I keep farting but my farts are silent and odourless. In fact, Ive farted 20 times since walking in here without you noticing. The doctor gives the lady some medication and instructs her to return in a weeks time. At her next appoin...	Possum3	0	1138	03:36 PM Aug 14, 2017 by Possum3
	Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum (Preview)	Moorey	0	908	12:38 PM Aug 13, 2017 by Moorey
	Top...ical...Cat! (Preview) Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	1	860	11:56 AM Aug 13, 2017 by RustyD
	Tea is Evil (Preview)	RustyD	0	916	04:37 PM Aug 12, 2017 by RustyD
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