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Accident victim
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Farmer named Paddy had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company.In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Paddy.'Didn't you say to the police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked the solicitor.Paddy responded: 'Well, I'll tell you w...
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Yarra
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Dead dog
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Shamus, Patrick and Michael always headed straight for the village pub after work, but today Shamus tells the boys he won't be joining them because his dog has died and he has to bury him.After offering their condolences the other two head for the pub.When two hours had gone past without a sign of Shamu...
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oldbloke
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Brave Soldier
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BRAVE HARLEY ENTHUSIAST A Harley Enthusiast (Biker) is strolling through the Taronga Park Zoo, Sydney, when he sees a little girl leaning into the Lions' cage. Suddenly, a Lion pounces at the fence and grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside, under the eyes of her screaming pa...
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RustyD
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Best part
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A teenage boy was delivering papers to an apartment house. While there, a stunning young woman came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that s...
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Possum3
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Two baked beans travelling around Australia
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Possum3
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...and another Golden Oldie..just like us....lol...
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Goldfinger
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839
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Desert island
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A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit. Man: "Hi! I am so happy to see you." Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" Man: "It's been 10 years!"... With this information the girl un...
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Possum3
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889
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Paddy again
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Paddy Murphy suspects that Mrs Murphy is doing the jiggerypokery with Declan O'Toole from next door.Deciding to catch her at it, Paddy tells her he's working late when he leaves in the morning.That evening Paddy was hiding in the bushes over the road from his house, and sure enough, shortly after dar...
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oldbloke
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Blonde again.
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One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Drop dead blonde, the works. "I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'me.... co...
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757
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An oldie always guaranteed to make me laugh.....
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I think most of us have experienced something similar...in various forms...lmao....Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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The reason one never sees a dead penguin's body in Antartica.....
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Now...I did not know this......did you?......lol...Hoo Roo........P.S. Disregard my mate's email address....
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Goldfinger
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833
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What's the best thing about.....???
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My family sent me this photo while on the road..... Gwynnie
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matildatraveller
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Gettin' ready for Huntin' Season.....
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How sporting is this.....?...hope there's not a heavy recoil.......she's definitely a 'Keeper'.....lmao...Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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SEX and GRAMMAR
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On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction. The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man. The old...
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Strobe Lights
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Just installed new Strobe Lights in the bedroom...... Now it looks like the wife is actually moving when we have sex
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Des and Jane
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Little Johnny
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Woody n Sue
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Asking questions.
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aussie_paul
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Down South
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These are allegedly comments made by Georgia State Troopers that were taken off their car videos: 1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." 2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." 3. "If you take yo...
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Getting old...
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You can tell you're getting old when...Wet Dreams & Dry Farts swap places!
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Des and Jane
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Just not cricket...
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Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask abouthis pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium.He asks, Hows the situation?He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.They said, Its fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out by lunch, last one was a duck!"
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Des and Jane
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