Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked,Are you a real pilot? He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Ste...

RustyD · RustyD

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

rgren2 · rgren2

An opinion on Bitcoin that resonates alarm bells. Get out before all the Monkeys have gone.*BITCOIN*A lot of monkeys lived near a village.One day a merchant came to the village to buy these monkeys!He announced that he will buy the monkeys @ $100 each. The villagers thought that this man is mad.They...

RustyD · RustyD

SENIORS' COFFEE GROUPA group of seniors was sitting around talking about all their ailments at Weatherspoon's. "My arms have got so weak that I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one. "Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad; can't even see my coffee." "What? Speak up! What? I ca...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

80 Year old Woman on Birth Control Pills:A doctor who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next check-up, the new young doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. Looking through these, his eyes grew as he realized Gr...

RustyD · RustyD

Possum3 · Possum3

A husband and wife are drinking wine when, out of the blue, the wife sighs. ?I love you,? she says quietly. The husband narrows his eyes. ?Is that you or the wine talking?? ?It?s me,? says the wife, ?talking to the wine.?

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Dear Sir,I wish to apply for an operation to make me sterile. My reasons are numerous, and having been married for 7 years and having 7 children, I have come to the conclusion that contraceptives are useless. When first married, we were told to use the rhythm method. Despite trying to dance the qui...

Possum3 · Possum3

A donkey is carrying a huge load across a farm when a pig, Happily laying on his back in the soft mud says to the donkey; "Look at yourself. Old, Skinny, always working for the farmer. And look at me laying around doing nothing, just enjoying myself living life and the farmer feeds me every day". The donke...

Possum3 · Possum3

And, if you think Bankers don't have heart, read the best Banker story of all time... bar none. The City's largest Charitable Organization realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful Banker. So a volunteer paid the Banker a visit in his lavish office. The volun...

Possum3 · Possum3

Louise walked in to church one day in a see-through blouse and the priest stopped her from going any further. You cant come into church like that, he said. Yes, I can, said Louise. I have a divine right. You have a divine left as well, my dear, said the priest. But you still cant come in without a hat.

Possum3 · Possum3

During a trial, the clerk addressed the prisoner in the dock Do you wish to challenge the jury? The prisoner looked at the people assembled. Well, not all of them at once, he said, but I reckon I could go a few rounds with the little chubby guy in the middle for starters.

Possum3 · Possum3

A woman noticed her husband trying to weigh himself on the bathroom scale. Each time he stepped on, he started sucking in his stomach. Thats not going to help, darling, said the wife. Trust me. Its already working, the husband said smugly. Now I can see the numbers.

Tony Bev · Tony Bev

If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius..,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)Question: If you could li...

Paintar · Paintar

Snow white, Superman and Pinochio are walking down the street. They come across a sign that says : Beauty Contest.. Snow white says she is going to enter. After a while she comes out with the 1st prize!... They walk further and come across a sign that reads : Strongest man contest. Superman ente...

Possum3 · Possum3

A husband and a wife were out enjoying a round of golf about to tee off on the third hole which was lined with beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice. Her shot was headed directly at a very large plate glass window. Much to their surprise, the ball smashed through the window and sh...

Possum3 · Possum3

A husband and a wife were out enjoying a round of golf about to tee off on the third hole which was lined with beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice. Her shot was headed directly at a very large plate glass window. Much to their surprise, the ball smashed through the window and sh...

Possum3 · Possum3

What did the Doctor say, when the Gingerbread man had a sore knee? "Did you try icing it?". I promise I won't post any more - today at least.

Possum3 · Possum3

What did Santa say, When he saw Rudolph's report card from school? "You've gone down in History"

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	"Are you a real pilot?" (Preview) An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked,Are you a real pilot? He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Ste...	aussie_paul	1	937	10:12 AM Jan 7, 2018 by Blues Man
	Were you good? (Preview)	RustyD	0	667	11:58 AM Dec 28, 2017 by RustyD
	Yep so true . The journey .. Enjoy it ., (Preview)	Aus-Kiwi	1	741	11:15 AM Dec 28, 2017 by Tony Bev
	Understanding Bitcoin (Preview) An opinion on Bitcoin that resonates alarm bells. Get out before all the Monkeys have gone.BITCOINA lot of monkeys lived near a village.One day a merchant came to the village to buy these monkeys!He announced that he will buy the monkeys @ $100 each. The villagers thought that this man is mad.They...	rgren2	3	958	07:33 PM Dec 27, 2017 by Dickodownunder
	Seniors Coffee (Preview) SENIORS' COFFEE GROUPA group of seniors was sitting around talking about all their ailments at Weatherspoon's. "My arms have got so weak that I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one. "Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad; can't even see my coffee." "What? Speak up! What? I ca...	RustyD	1	954	05:53 PM Dec 26, 2017 by grahos
	A few oldies... (Preview) 80 Year old Woman on Birth Control Pills:A doctor who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next check-up, the new young doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. Looking through these, his eyes grew as he realized Gr...	aussie_paul	1	954	06:57 AM Dec 25, 2017 by Blues Man
	Dog vs Cat (Preview)	RustyD	2	1050	06:59 AM Dec 25, 2017 by Blues Man
	True Love (Preview) A husband and wife are drinking wine when, out of the blue, the wife sighs. ?I love you,? she says quietly. The husband narrows his eyes. ?Is that you or the wine talking?? ?It?s me,? says the wife, ?talking to the wine.?	Possum3	1	930	05:55 AM Dec 23, 2017 by Blues Man
	Irishman's letter to a doctor - Adults Only (Preview) Dear Sir,I wish to apply for an operation to make me sterile. My reasons are numerous, and having been married for 7 years and having 7 children, I have come to the conclusion that contraceptives are useless. When first married, we were told to use the rhythm method. Despite trying to dance the qui...	aussie_paul	2	1151	05:43 PM Dec 22, 2017 by Possum3
	Smart Ass. (Preview) A donkey is carrying a huge load across a farm when a pig, Happily laying on his back in the soft mud says to the donkey; "Look at yourself. Old, Skinny, always working for the farmer. And look at me laying around doing nothing, just enjoying myself living life and the farmer feeds me every day". The donke...	Possum3	3	1231	11:06 PM Dec 21, 2017 by wal1
	The Banker (Preview) And, if you think Bankers don't have heart, read the best Banker story of all time... bar none. The City's largest Charitable Organization realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful Banker. So a volunteer paid the Banker a visit in his lavish office. The volun...	Possum3	2	954	07:34 PM Dec 21, 2017 by Aus-Kiwi
	In Church. (Preview) Louise walked in to church one day in a see-through blouse and the priest stopped her from going any further. You cant come into church like that, he said. Yes, I can, said Louise. I have a divine right. You have a divine left as well, my dear, said the priest. But you still cant come in without a hat.	Possum3	1	1186	09:17 AM Dec 20, 2017 by Blues Man
	The Jury (Preview) During a trial, the clerk addressed the prisoner in the dock Do you wish to challenge the jury? The prisoner looked at the people assembled. Well, not all of them at once, he said, but I reckon I could go a few rounds with the little chubby guy in the middle for starters.	Possum3	2	1378	08:16 PM Dec 20, 2017 by grahos
	How heavy? (Preview) A woman noticed her husband trying to weigh himself on the bathroom scale. Each time he stepped on, he started sucking in his stomach. Thats not going to help, darling, said the wife. Trust me. Its already working, the husband said smugly. Now I can see the numbers.	Possum3	1	1014	08:13 PM Dec 20, 2017 by grahos
	When you feel a bit stupid read this (Preview) If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius..,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)Question: If you could li...	Tony Bev	2	1331	08:12 PM Dec 20, 2017 by grahos
	1st Prize (Preview) Snow white, Superman and Pinochio are walking down the street. They come across a sign that says : Beauty Contest.. Snow white says she is going to enter. After a while she comes out with the 1st prize!... They walk further and come across a sign that reads : Strongest man contest. Superman ente...	Paintar	7	1416	10:05 PM Dec 18, 2017 by Craig1
	Golf (Preview) A husband and a wife were out enjoying a round of golf about to tee off on the third hole which was lined with beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice. Her shot was headed directly at a very large plate glass window. Much to their surprise, the ball smashed through the window and sh...	Possum3	1	855	08:45 PM Dec 16, 2017 by Blues Man
	Golf (Preview) A husband and a wife were out enjoying a round of golf about to tee off on the third hole which was lined with beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice. Her shot was headed directly at a very large plate glass window. Much to their surprise, the ball smashed through the window and sh...	Possum3	1	841	08:47 PM Dec 16, 2017 by Blues Man
	Dad Joke #2 (Preview) What did the Doctor say, when the Gingerbread man had a sore knee? "Did you try icing it?". I promise I won't post any more - today at least.	Possum3	0	890	10:12 AM Dec 15, 2017 by Possum3
	Dad Joke (Preview) What did Santa say, When he saw Rudolph's report card from school? "You've gone down in History"	Possum3	1	1108	09:06 PM Dec 15, 2017 by grahos
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