A man goes to the doctor, worried about his wifes temper.
The doctor asks, Whats the problem?
The man says, Doctor, I dont know what to do.
Every day my wife seems to lose her temper for no reason. It scares me.
The doctor replies, I have a cure for that. When it seems that your wife is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth.
Just swish and swish but dont swallow it until she either leaves the room or calms down.
Two weeks later the man comes back to the doctor looking fresh and like a new man.
The man says, Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my wife started losing it, I swished with water.
I swished and swished, and she calmed right down!
How does a glass of water do that?
The doctor responds, The water itself does nothing.
Its keeping your mouth shut that does the trick.
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