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Scottish teens....
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A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently.Then the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus.""Well, uh, I was thinkin.' Perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss.The girl blushed...
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aussie_paul
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1
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612
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Strength test.
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A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone when it comes to pure strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workers on his team. After several minutes of ranting, the older worker had had enough and challenged the ****sure young worker. Why do...
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Possum3
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1
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480
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Some Wisdom Here
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Brenda was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young 'pullets' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. She kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters...
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LLD
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2
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548
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Sanity.
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A man visited the local mental hospital and asked the head doctor how to determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised. Its simple actually, said the doctor. We fill up a bathtub, then we offer the patient a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket. Then we simply ask him or her to empty the batht...
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Possum3
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1
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609
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How the Internet came about
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HOW THE INTERNET STARTED, ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE Please do not Google or check this with Snopes. They will lie to you. Trust me! In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy. And Dot Com was a comely woman, larg...
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Dickodownunder
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0
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520
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Classic Pommie Humour...short MP4 Video..
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Goldfinger
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1
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429
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Short Camels
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Q: What do you call a camel without a hump? A: Humphrey (Hump-free). Q: Did you hear about the camel who was accused of stock fraud? A: He took part in a hump and dump scheme. Q: Why did the Taliban school alternate Sex Education classes with Drivers Ed.? A: They only had one camel. Q. What do you call a Talib...
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Possum3
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2
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489
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Camel and the Priest
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A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the priest spoke. "Well sister, this looks pretty grim." "...
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Possum3
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1
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362
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Camel & Irish
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An englishman an irishman and a scotsman were in the sweltering desert walking around looking desperatly for something to eat and drink, when, as if out of nowhere, a camel appeared. The englishman caught the camel and spluttered I support "Liverpool, so I suppose I better eat the liver." The scotsm...
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Possum3
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1
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520
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Senior Moments, Brain Farts.....quite funny dig at us Seniors.....
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Goldfinger
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0
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491
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Camel joke for Possum3
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The new Major arrives at the desert camp to greet his troops, "So you better show me around Private Jones" "Well, there's the three tents we sleep and eat in and that's about it" he says. "What's that sad looking camel doing over there?" said the Major The Private looked a bit sheepish and said " We use him...
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Bobdown
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1
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625
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Train driver
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John loved his job. Driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child and he never tired of making the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately though, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out alive, but a single passenger sadly died. Needless to say, he went to cou...
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Possum3
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0
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537
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Birthday suprise.
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A husband was trying to decide what to get his wife for her birthday. When the day came he had finally settled on the perfect present to show his appreciation for her. When she woke up he ordered her to stay in bed and relax. As she lay there, looking forward to breakfast in bed, the smell of bacon floated up...
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Possum3
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0
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577
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Drunks.
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I'm sick and tired of my friends that cannot handle their alcohol. Last night they dropped me three times, carrying me to the car.
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Possum3
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0
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643
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Grandpa's.
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A man visited his 90-year-old grandpa who lived way out in the country. On the first morning of the visit, the grandpa prepared a breakfast of bacon and eggs. The man noticed a film-like substance on his plate, and asked, Are these plates clean? His grandpa replied, Theyre as clean as cold water can get...
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Possum3
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0
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477
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Penguin
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A penguin was driving along the Victorian coast when he started having car troubles. He pulled in the nearest town and stopped outside an auto shop. He told the mechanic what was happening and could he have a look at it. The mechanic said he was busy at the minute and could he come back in half an hour. The p...
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Bobdown
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2
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506
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Johnny again.
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The teacher asked the class to use Fascinate in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said "last weekend we went to Grandads farm and it was fascinating" The teacher said "That was good but I want the word fascinate not fascinating" Sally raised her hand and said "We went to Rock City and I was fascinated"...
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Possum3
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0
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464
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Church Notices
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They're back! > > Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with > > typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually > > appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: > > The Fasting & Prayer Conference inclu...
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Bobdown
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1
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535
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Mathematical Assistance
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The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical assistance. He called her into his office and said "You graduated university and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000 minus 14%, how much would you take off?" The secretary...
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fwdoz
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475
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Slow Painful Death
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A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out. As he walked to the door she yelled "I hope you die a long, slow, painful death". He turned around and said "So, you want me to stay?"
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fwdoz
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506
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