A man walks into the bedroom and notices his wife packing a suitcase.
He asks, "What are you doing?"
She replies, "I'm off to New York. I heard that prostitutes there charge $800 for what I do for you for free"
Later on her way out she notices her husband packing a suitcase.
"Where are you going she asks"
He replies, "With you to New York - I want to see how you can live on $1,600 a year".
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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