A very tired nurse walks into a bank, worn out after a tough shift. Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.
When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says:
"Well, that's great....that's just great..........some arsehole's got my pen!"
-- Edited by Bobdown on Thursday 17th of January 2019 06:44:29 PM