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A man visited the local mental hospital and asked the head doctor how to determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised.

Its simple actually, said the doctor. We fill up a bathtub, then we offer the patient a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket.

Then we simply ask him or her to empty the bathtub.

Oh, I understand, the man replied. Obviously a normal person would choose the bucket because its bigger than the spoon or the teacup.

No the doctor replied. A normal person would pull the plug and let it drain.

Do you want a bed near the window?



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