A man visited the local mental hospital and asked the head doctor how to determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised.
Its simple actually, said the doctor. We fill up a bathtub, then we offer the patient a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket.
Then we simply ask him or her to empty the bathtub.
Oh, I understand, the man replied. Obviously a normal person would choose the bucket because its bigger than the spoon or the teacup.
No the doctor replied. A normal person would pull the plug and let it drain.
Do you want a bed near the window?
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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Blues man.
