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Johnny again.


The teacher asked the class to use Fascinate in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said "last weekend we went to Grandads farm and it was fascinating"

The teacher said "That was good but I want the word fascinate not fascinating"

Sally raised her hand and said "We went to Rock City and I was fascinated".

The teacher said "That was good but I want the word fascinate not fascinated"

Little Johnny raised his hand but the teacher was wary - she had been burned by Johnny before.

Finally she decided that even Johnny couldn't damage the word, so she asked him for his sentence.

Johnny said "My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons - but her Tits are so big she could only fasten eight".

The teacher just sat down and cried.



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