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Q: What do you call a camel without a hump?
A: Humphrey (Hump-free).

Q: Did you hear about the camel who was accused of stock fraud?
A: He took part in a hump and dump scheme.

Q: Why did the Taliban school alternate Sex Education classes with Drivers Ed.?
A: They only had one camel.

Q. What do you call a Taliban who owns six camels?
A. A pimp!

Q: How do you have sex with a camel?
A: One hump at a time.

Q: What do camels use to hide themselves?
A: Camelflauge!

Q. What weekday is a Camel always looking forward to?
A. Wednesday (Hump Day)

Q: Why are camels called ships of the desert?
A: Because they are filled with Arab semen!

Q: What do you call 144 camels in a box?
A: Gross!

Q: What is a camels favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpty Dumpty



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Oh no, I set you off on the camel jokes...........very good

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