Just Joking

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

..Story of my Life really.....hope I have not been too risque' with these...I deleted many....Hoo Roo

rgren2 · rgren2

British Airways plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain; his co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seemed to indicate a mutual dislike.Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Sunday 9th of December 2018 11:29:46 AM

rockylizard · rockylizard

A woman gets on a bus, and is disgusted when a little old man stands up. "Patronising old fool", she mutters, as she pushes him back down. A minute later, another woman gets on the bus, and the old man rises to his feet once more. "Male chauvinist pig", seethes the woman, as she pushes him back down again. T...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

https://www.google.com.au/amp/s/stronglang.wordpress.com/2016/12/18/a-sweary-seasonal-suggestion/amp/

Possum3 · Possum3

A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool over the radio. While approaching the runway during his first night time landing tried to make a joke. "Guess who?" he said to the control tower, instead of following the official protocol. The controller switched the runway lights off and replied: "Gue...

rgren2 · rgren2

A gray-headed old man shuffled into a downtown bar holding his head up high. His hands shook as he took the "Piano Player Wanted" sign from the window and handed it to the bartender."I'd like to apply for the job," he said. I was a Navy F-4 pilot off the USS Coral Sea. I learned to play the piano at Officers'...

fwdoz · fwdoz

It's only 18 days to Christmas. I HATE Christmas. Whoever invented it should be crucified. ----------------------- I was walking along minding my own business when all of a sudden, the pavement spontaneously started viciously attacking me. How was I to know it was a psycho path? ----------------...

Paintar · Paintar

I Made A SnowmanIt snowed last night. 8:00 am - I made a snowman 8:10 am - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 am - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 am - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:2...

Possum3 · Possum3

Three elderly men are talking about their grandchildren one day. Talk quickly turns to what the men think their grandchildren would be saying about them 50 years from now. I would love my grandchildren to say, He was successful in business, the first man says. The second man thinks for a minute and giv...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Always good for a laugh...or a cry!...for some of us....

fwdoz · fwdoz

Roz Knorr loves Adelaide, has homes in countries all over the planet and owns a private plain.I could not locate an actual photograph of Roz but the one I have constructed above by photo shopping an unattractive woman's face onto a chubby man's head is probably pretty much spot on. No such artistic l...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

..I understand there is also a round hole in the Sperm Bank's front door...used as a ...'Night Deposit Box'....Hoo Roo

Paintar · Paintar

A platoon of soldiers was patrolling north of Fallujah when they came upon an Isis terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an Australian soldier in a similar, but less serious, state. The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, th...

Possum3 · Possum3

A man named Mitch walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. Curious, the barmaid behind the bar looks at the creature on Mitchs shoulder and asks him what he calls it. Oh, his name is Tiny, Mitch replies. The barmaid asks why Mitch calls his pet Tiny. Mitch thinks for a minute before giving his answer. B...

Possum3 · Possum3

Young John was with his parents at the station waiting for the next train. They were having a drink inside when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed out of the bar onto the platform, only to discover that they had just missed the train. "The next train is in one hour," said the station master. The...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

fwdoz · fwdoz

From: Jeff Peters Date: Wednesday 8 April 2009 10.22am To: David Thorne Subject: Membership Renewal Dear David This is a friendly reminder to let you know your gym membership expired last week. Your membership is important to us and we would like to take this opportunity to show our appreciation by o...

fwdoz · fwdoz

Dear Blockbuster member, we know you have our DVD's and we want them back.I find it annoying to pay late fees on movies and I am too lazy to return them on time which leaves simply complaining about it. I used to know a guy named Matthew who would sell me copies of the latest movies for five dollars each but t...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

http://www.military.com/video/off-duty/odd/man-almost-killed-after-shooting-fridge-filled-with-tannerite/5478833126001 -- Edited by Goldfinger on Sunday 2nd of December 2018 05:01:29 PM

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	Warning:..Crude, Rude, and Undesirable...but I laughed..am I bad?.. (Preview) ..Story of my Life really.....hope I have not been too risque' with these...I deleted many....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	1	917	10:21 AM Dec 11, 2018 by Hendo
	The Pilots (Preview) British Airways plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain; his co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seemed to indicate a mutual dislike.Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the...	rgren2	0	586	09:54 AM Dec 10, 2018 by rgren2
	Dentist's car... (Preview) Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Sunday 9th of December 2018 11:29:46 AM	aussie_paul	0	720	11:29 AM Dec 9, 2018 by aussie_paul
	Bus trip (Preview) A woman gets on a bus, and is disgusted when a little old man stands up. "Patronising old fool", she mutters, as she pushes him back down. A minute later, another woman gets on the bus, and the old man rises to his feet once more. "Male chauvinist pig", seethes the woman, as she pushes him back down again. T...	rockylizard	0	768	07:23 PM Dec 8, 2018 by rockylizard
	A Sincere Forum Xmas Message....warning: that 'word' is used..however with much aplomb..... (Preview) https://www.google.com.au/amp/s/stronglang.wordpress.com/2016/12/18/a-sweary-seasonal-suggestion/amp/	Goldfinger	1	757	09:17 PM Dec 11, 2018 by incentive
	Young Pilot (Preview) A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool over the radio. While approaching the runway during his first night time landing tried to make a joke. "Guess who?" he said to the control tower, instead of following the official protocol. The controller switched the runway lights off and replied: "Gue...	Possum3	0	610	08:36 AM Dec 8, 2018 by Possum3
	Piano man (Preview) A gray-headed old man shuffled into a downtown bar holding his head up high. His hands shook as he took the "Piano Player Wanted" sign from the window and handed it to the bartender."I'd like to apply for the job," he said. I was a Navy F-4 pilot off the USS Coral Sea. I learned to play the piano at Officers'...	rgren2	0	589	01:12 AM Dec 8, 2018 by rgren2
	Warning: Do not read these if you are sensitive or easily offended (Preview) It's only 18 days to Christmas. I HATE Christmas. Whoever invented it should be crucified. ----------------------- I was walking along minding my own business when all of a sudden, the pavement spontaneously started viciously attacking me. How was I to know it was a psycho path? ----------------...	fwdoz	1	676	08:44 AM Dec 8, 2018 by Possum3
	I made a snowman. (Preview) I Made A SnowmanIt snowed last night. 8:00 am - I made a snowman 8:10 am - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 am - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 am - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:2...	Paintar	2	689	09:12 PM Dec 11, 2018 by incentive
	In the future. (Preview) Three elderly men are talking about their grandchildren one day. Talk quickly turns to what the men think their grandchildren would be saying about them 50 years from now. I would love my grandchildren to say, He was successful in business, the first man says. The second man thinks for a minute and giv...	Possum3	0	619	07:28 PM Dec 6, 2018 by Possum3
	Golden Oldies..always good for a laugh...or indeed a cry!..... (Preview) Always good for a laugh...or a cry!...for some of us....	Goldfinger	12	983	03:41 PM Dec 11, 2018 by PeterD
	David Thorne 10: Roz hates David; and anything Adelaide (Preview) Roz Knorr loves Adelaide, has homes in countries all over the planet and owns a private plain.I could not locate an actual photograph of Roz but the one I have constructed above by photo shopping an unattractive woman's face onto a chubby man's head is probably pretty much spot on. No such artistic l...	fwdoz	5	936	09:44 PM Dec 10, 2018 by Sarco Harris
	Well now,...this sounds perfectly logical to me.... (Preview) ..I understand there is also a round hole in the Sperm Bank's front door...used as a ...'Night Deposit Box'....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	1	787	09:06 AM Dec 6, 2018 by Blues Man
	Badly injured and unconscious (Preview) A platoon of soldiers was patrolling north of Fallujah when they came upon an Isis terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an Australian soldier in a similar, but less serious, state. The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, th...	Paintar	0	880	01:28 PM Dec 4, 2018 by Paintar
	Subtle .... Think about it. (Preview) A man named Mitch walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. Curious, the barmaid behind the bar looks at the creature on Mitchs shoulder and asks him what he calls it. Oh, his name is Tiny, Mitch replies. The barmaid asks why Mitch calls his pet Tiny. Mitch thinks for a minute before giving his answer. B...	Possum3	0	842	04:17 PM Dec 3, 2018 by Possum3
	Missed the train (Preview) Young John was with his parents at the station waiting for the next train. They were having a drink inside when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed out of the bar onto the platform, only to discover that they had just missed the train. "The next train is in one hour," said the station master. The...	Possum3	0	743	11:20 AM Dec 3, 2018 by Possum3
	Karen... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	943	04:56 PM Dec 12, 2018 by T1 Terry
	David Thorne 9: Gym Membership is how much? (Preview) From: Jeff Peters Date: Wednesday 8 April 2009 10.22am To: David Thorne Subject: Membership Renewal Dear David This is a friendly reminder to let you know your gym membership expired last week. Your membership is important to us and we would like to take this opportunity to show our appreciation by o...	fwdoz	1	714	09:19 PM Dec 3, 2018 by incentive
	David Thorne 8: Blockbuster Late Movie Fees (Preview) Dear Blockbuster member, we know you have our DVD's and we want them back.I find it annoying to pay late fees on movies and I am too lazy to return them on time which leaves simply complaining about it. I used to know a guy named Matthew who would sell me copies of the latest movies for five dollars each but t...	fwdoz	0	684	09:06 PM Dec 2, 2018 by fwdoz
	A tad more to his left...and this may not have been anywhere near as funny to this bloke...it repeats in slow motion.... (Preview) http://www.military.com/video/off-duty/odd/man-almost-killed-after-shooting-fridge-filled-with-tannerite/5478833126001 -- Edited by Goldfinger on Sunday 2nd of December 2018 05:01:29 PM	Goldfinger	1	737	08:15 PM Dec 3, 2018 by Tony Bev
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