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The phone rings and the wife answers. A pervert breaths heavily into the phone and says, "I bet you've got a tight Arse with no hair" The wife answers back, "Yes he's watching TV - Who shall I say is calling?"

Good morning all. I finished building my van 3 years ago and have since done approx 80000 km's. A big part of the build was research and part of this was which antenna For the TV. Decided upon the Winegard free vision sensor HV antenna at around $500.00. However, in the country it is lacking in performan...

"There's nothing wrong with my design, it just needs to be more branded."Martin's staff profile includes the following bio which I think Martin may have written himself: "Martin has a degree in fine arts and is a Windows expert. If you have a computer problem, Martin is your man. When he is not solvi...

Hi, I have installed a GME TX 3350 with the 6.6DBi Antenna that came as a package deal. I have it mounted to the nudge bar on the Pajero and the antenna is about 4-6 inchers below the roof line. It doesn't pick up a very good reception when someone is talking on it, lots of static and white noise. Does the r...

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Hi all we got the Lovells GVM upgrade on our 200 series during the week , they fitted HD springs on the front as it has the Toyo steel bull bar and HDB spring set on the back as our T/B weight of the van is nearly 300 kg and I nhave steel drawers full of tools plus a fridge and other gear . my wife didn't like the fac...

A woman finds a genies lamp. The genie comes out and says, You may have three wishes, but your husband will get 10 times more than what you wished for. The woman thought about this for a moment because she knew her husband was cheating on her. But after a while she agrees. Her first wish was that she would be...

Hi everyone, call me Val. I'm not grey yet or a nomad and I know absolutely nothing about caravaning. My missus is interested in the tiny house movement and I was considering if maybe a motor home or caravan might offer us greater flexibility down the line. After all a house on wheels had less problems...

After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.Giovanni said "Hey Luigi, how wassa da treep?" Luigi said "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down"."Whatayou mean, Luigi?" asked Gio...

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in her paintings that were on display. "Well, I have good news and bad news" the owner responded. "The good news is that a gentleman noticed your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. I told him it would and he bo...

A bloke calls his mate, the horse trainer, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His mate asks "How will I recognize him?" "Thats easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment" So, the midget shows up, and the trainer asks him if he is looking for a male or female horse. "A female horth." So h...

Hi .. I stumbled across this great video of Grey Nomads that was made perhaps 20 years ago. Sure it was made in a time very different than today but it captures a number of GNs that are perhaps typical of many of us /you guys, today. ps. Makes my long suffering GQ Patrol look modern. https://www.youtu...

From: Simon Edhouse Date: Monday 16 November 2009 2.19pm To: David Thorne Subject: Logo Design Hello David, I would like to catch up as I am working on a really exciting project at the moment and need a logo designed. Basically something representing peer to peer networking. I have to have something t...

So I get home today, and my dog is laying on my porch covered in mud and has a rabbit in his mouth. He's not bloody, just dirty. Now, my neighbors raise these rabbits for 4H and have blue ribbon winners. I instantly knew it was one of theirs. So I get the rabbit away from my dog, I take it inside, wash all the di...

I am not an electrician, and have come for advice, and not to start a flame war I have a theory, that for the average layman, such as myself Two lower amperage diodes in parallel, will not allow twice the amps through I had problems trying to force 23 amps through 2 x 15SQ045 blocking diodes, as either my 20...

I received another Safety Recall from ACCC regarding Nissan vehicles commonly used for towing ie. https://www.productsafety.gov.au/recall/nissan-motor-co-australia-pty-ltd-d22-navara-j31-maxima-n16-pulsar-t30-x-trail-and-y61-patrol?fbclid=IwAR0khK_D2ymbTroWk0E2-R0t...

https://www.topgear.com/car-news/electric/rivian-r1t-new-electric-truck-will-do-0-60mph-30sthe 135kWh battery and allied to those quad motors and torque vectoring and an actual truckload of total torque (10,325lb ft) youll be able to see off 0-60mph in three seconds f...

What do you do to stop your caravan being stolen?

The Queensland Premier has issued an urgent plea for residents near Deepwater in central Queensland to leave their homes immediately due to the ongoing threat from a bushfire fanned by an unprecedented heatwave.Here's the situation in Queensland today 28-11- 2018 Authorities are pleading wit...