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Three wishes


A woman finds a genies lamp.

The genie comes out and says, You may have three wishes, but your husband will get 10 times more than what you wished for.

The woman thought about this for a moment because she knew her husband was cheating on her.

But after a while she agrees. Her first wish was that she would be the most beautiful woman in the world. You realise, the genie said, that your husband will be 10 times more beautiful than you, and more women will gawk at him?

Thats okay, says the woman, Hell only look at me because I will be the most beautiful women. So the wish is granted.

Her second wish was that she would be the richest woman in the world. You know your husband will be 10 times richer, right? the genie asks.

Thats okay. Whats mine is his and whats his is mine, replied the woman. So the wish was granted.

The woman then thinks long and hard about her last wish.

She finally wishes that she would have a mild heart attack.

 
 


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