The phone rings and the wife answers.
A pervert breaths heavily into the phone and says,
"I bet you've got a tight Arse with no hair"
The wife answers back,
"Yes he's watching TV - Who shall I say is calling?"
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
Sent from my imperial66 typewriter using carrier pigeon, message sticks and smoke signals.
