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I submit that this sub forum is now dead due to intervention and antagonism between two regular posters, and because of this should now be reformatted with very close supervision from the moderators to ensure future enquiries do not get swamped by EGO. Alan

Bought a new van 3 years ago modern wind up aerial ,works very well most areas ,but no vertical signals unless I can climb up on the roof remove a bolt and turn it up ,my travelling buddy has the modern winguard on his new van and its no better then mine,my brother in law has an old pop top and a happy wanderer T...

They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the hell runs 8 miles in 45 seconds?

A police officer waited outside a popular pub hoping to catch a drunk driver in the act. At closing time, as everyone came out, he spotted a potential offender. The man was so obviously inebriated that he could barely walk. He stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes looking for his car. After t...

Just 2 hrs ago, received a call from 03 52940453 (Geelong/Colac area code??). Computer voice with an American accent purporting to be from the ATO. I hung up and blocked the number. The number appears on a long list of suspect numbers.

A woman arrived rather late at night at a seaside hotel where she had made a reservation. All the lights were out, so she knocked on the door. After a long time a light appeared in an upstairs window and a man called out. "Who are you? What do you want?" he yelled down. "I'm staying here!" the woman replied...

disregard *-- Edited by dazz49 on Sunday 13th of January 2019 06:49:18 PM*

disregard -- Edited by dazz49 on Sunday 13th of January 2019 06:49:18 PM

Lee Mack and Kitty Flanagan..what a combination!.....Hoo Roo

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Gday... Cheers - John

hi all, has anyone added a alarm system to the dual cab Ute canopy ?. Looking for ideas for mine if anyone has one. -- Edited by Vernleanne on Saturday 12th of January 2019 01:32:19 PM

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends...

Hi all, Following on from my previous post where I had a chance to test out the little 18v chainsaw with people speaking positively of their own experiences with these new fandangled battery powered chainsaws,Ozito shot me out their 36v variant of the same saw using the same batteries. At 36v this...

Gday... ..................and get it over with. Cheers - John

Clint Eastwood had a winning way about him..didn't he?....Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Friday 11th of January 2019 09:05:02 AM

Should the tires/wheels on my duel axle be balance?

I'm a bit of a boring old fart. Non smoker, non drinker, and have never touched drugs. I live in a small motor home, which manages to get me to virtually anywhere in the country to do volunteer work. I mentioned the following accident in GN back in 2011. Pulled my motorcycle onto it's back leg. Result was a...

At the end of the tax year, the Australian Tax Office sent a tax inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the taxman was checking the books, he turned to the executive of the hospital and said: I notice you buy a lot of bandages. I imagine there's a lot of wastage there. What do you do with the...

A farmer went to a local bar and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman sitting next to him said, 'How about that? I just ordered champagne too! !'What a coincidence' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me.I'm celebrating.'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woma...

Hi Caravaners, just thought I would share this I had to take our oven out off the caravan to change out a thermocouple that wasn't working when the oven was removed I found the plastic edging had been burnt due to the heat off one off the gas rings looks to me like a design fault by Coromal to have fitted th...