A farmer went to a local bar and ordered a glass of champagne. 
The woman sitting next to him said, 'How about that? 
I just ordered champagne too! !
'What a coincidence' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me.
I'm celebrating.'
This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woman.
'What a coincidence!' said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he added:
'What are you celebrating?'
'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'
'What a coincidence!' said the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and all last year my hens were all  
infertile, but today they are all laying eggs again.'
'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?'
I used a different ****,' he replied.

The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said 'what a coincidence!'