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hi all, has anyone added a alarm system to the dual cab Ute canopy ?. Looking for ideas for mine if anyone has one. -- Edited by Vernleanne on Saturday 12th of January 2019 01:32:19 PM

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends...

Hi all, Following on from my previous post where I had a chance to test out the little 18v chainsaw with people speaking positively of their own experiences with these new fandangled battery powered chainsaws,Ozito shot me out their 36v variant of the same saw using the same batteries. At 36v this...

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Clint Eastwood had a winning way about him..didn't he?....Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Friday 11th of January 2019 09:05:02 AM

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I'm a bit of a boring old fart. Non smoker, non drinker, and have never touched drugs. I live in a small motor home, which manages to get me to virtually anywhere in the country to do volunteer work. I mentioned the following accident in GN back in 2011. Pulled my motorcycle onto it's back leg. Result was a...

At the end of the tax year, the Australian Tax Office sent a tax inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the taxman was checking the books, he turned to the executive of the hospital and said: I notice you buy a lot of bandages. I imagine there's a lot of wastage there. What do you do with the...

A farmer went to a local bar and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman sitting next to him said, 'How about that? I just ordered champagne too! !'What a coincidence' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me.I'm celebrating.'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woma...

Hi Caravaners, just thought I would share this I had to take our oven out off the caravan to change out a thermocouple that wasn't working when the oven was removed I found the plastic edging had been burnt due to the heat off one off the gas rings looks to me like a design fault by Coromal to have fitted th...

A pretty young woman walked up to the fabric counter at a store and said, I would like to buy this material for my new dress. How much does it cost? Only one kiss per metre, replied the male clerk with a smirk on his face. Thats fine, said the woman. Ill take five metres. With expectation and anticipation wr...

IN GENERAL: 1. Never take an open stubby to a job interview... 2. Always identify people in your paddocks before shooting at them. 3. It's tacky to take your Esky to Church. 4. If you have to vacuum your bed, it's time you changed your sheets.... 5. Even if your certain you're included in the Will, its con...

A German Shepherd, Doberman and a cat have died. All three are faced with God, who wants to know what they believe in. The German shepherd says, I believe in discipline training and loyalty to my master. Good, says God. Then sit down on my right side. Doberman, what do you believe in? The Doberman answer...

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counselling came up. "Oh, we'll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship" the wife explained. "He studied communications, and I studied theatre arts. He communicates really well, and I just a...

I have a brand new Davies Craig Transmission Oil Cooler 679 & Kaon mounting brackets to suit a Prado 150 series for sale $150. Item is in SE Melbourne area. PM me if interested. -- Edited by fwdoz on Thursday 10th of January 2019 07:19:15 PM

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. When he reached the checkout line he realised the old lady was in front of him in line. Pardon me, she turned around and said to the...

A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency looking to adopt a child, but the social worker isnt sure theyll be fit for the job. To convince her, the couple shows the social worker photos of their two storey house, which is clean, well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nurse...

I got a new I Phone with great features. I asked Alexa, "What do women want" The damn thing hasn't stopped talking for two days.