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A woman finds a genies lamp. The genie comes out and says, You may have three wishes, but your husband will get 10 times more than what you wished for. The woman thought about this for a moment because she knew her husband was cheating on her. But after a while she agrees. Her first wish was that she would be...

Hi everyone, call me Val. I'm not grey yet or a nomad and I know absolutely nothing about caravaning. My missus is interested in the tiny house movement and I was considering if maybe a motor home or caravan might offer us greater flexibility down the line. After all a house on wheels had less problems...

After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.Giovanni said "Hey Luigi, how wassa da treep?" Luigi said "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down"."Whatayou mean, Luigi?" asked Gio...

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in her paintings that were on display. "Well, I have good news and bad news" the owner responded. "The good news is that a gentleman noticed your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. I told him it would and he bo...

A bloke calls his mate, the horse trainer, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His mate asks "How will I recognize him?" "Thats easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment" So, the midget shows up, and the trainer asks him if he is looking for a male or female horse. "A female horth." So h...

Hi .. I stumbled across this great video of Grey Nomads that was made perhaps 20 years ago. Sure it was made in a time very different than today but it captures a number of GNs that are perhaps typical of many of us /you guys, today. ps. Makes my long suffering GQ Patrol look modern. https://www.youtu...

From: Simon Edhouse Date: Monday 16 November 2009 2.19pm To: David Thorne Subject: Logo Design Hello David, I would like to catch up as I am working on a really exciting project at the moment and need a logo designed. Basically something representing peer to peer networking. I have to have something t...

So I get home today, and my dog is laying on my porch covered in mud and has a rabbit in his mouth. He's not bloody, just dirty. Now, my neighbors raise these rabbits for 4H and have blue ribbon winners. I instantly knew it was one of theirs. So I get the rabbit away from my dog, I take it inside, wash all the di...

I am not an electrician, and have come for advice, and not to start a flame war I have a theory, that for the average layman, such as myself Two lower amperage diodes in parallel, will not allow twice the amps through I had problems trying to force 23 amps through 2 x 15SQ045 blocking diodes, as either my 20...

I received another Safety Recall from ACCC regarding Nissan vehicles commonly used for towing ie. https://www.productsafety.gov.au/recall/nissan-motor-co-australia-pty-ltd-d22-navara-j31-maxima-n16-pulsar-t30-x-trail-and-y61-patrol?fbclid=IwAR0khK_D2ymbTroWk0E2-R0t...

https://www.topgear.com/car-news/electric/rivian-r1t-new-electric-truck-will-do-0-60mph-30sthe 135kWh battery and allied to those quad motors and torque vectoring and an actual truckload of total torque (10,325lb ft) youll be able to see off 0-60mph in three seconds f...

What do you do to stop your caravan being stolen?

The Queensland Premier has issued an urgent plea for residents near Deepwater in central Queensland to leave their homes immediately due to the ongoing threat from a bushfire fanned by an unprecedented heatwave.Here's the situation in Queensland today 28-11- 2018 Authorities are pleading wit...

Our lovely daughter in-law asked us if we wanted to go out west with them to their friends birthday . They live about 6 hours away ( other side of Orange ) from Springwood / Blue Mountains NSW and come down to most family events .A very good couple we get along with also . We are taking our motorhome out ther...

Hi all, https://thegreynomads.activeboard.com/f637107/safety-information-and-recalls/ I feel this will be a great addition to our forum and will help alert members to potentia...

Hi all again. Wondering if anyone out there has a kayak loader that could be used to load a porta bote. I am just wondering if people with a kayak loader could download and look to see if they think the kayak loader could be adapted to load a porta bote. If so could you please let me know what sort it is. As I am 4...

Three old men are sitting in their kayaks fishing in a cove on a quiet Sunday morning when a funeral procession drives by. One of the old men takes off his hat and puts it over his heart. The procession winds its way around the cove and disappears over a hill. The old man puts his hat back on and continues fis...

Has anyone got these things on their wheel nuts on the van or vehicle & have you ever noticed them out of position to indicate a nut is a bit loose.

Hi We have just joined the forum and are looking forward to lots of interesting reading and advice. We spent 7 months last year nomading in an expander style camper trailer - a very large one. This year we have upgraded to a pop-top caravan and have just spent two months nomading in the Northern Territor...