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After about ten years a wife thinks their child is kinda strange so she has a DNA Test done. When the results came in her fears were confirmed and the child is not their biological child. She the talks to her husband and tells him that the child is not theirs. The husband replied". "You don't remember do...

A Muslim has been shot in the head with a starting pistol; police say it's definitely race related. Due to a water shortage in Ireland, Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8. Paddy thought his new girlfriend might be The One, but after looking thr...

"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." Mick Malthouse - Collingwood "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." Peter Bell - Fremantle - on his University Law studies "You guys line up alphabetically by height." and "You guys pair up in...

Hi In a delema, has anyone purchased and using the new Honda eu22i generator, if so does it comfortably run a caravan air con unit? I have a ibis 3 in my van and would like to here from anyone. Cheers scoota

Just looking at touring Europe next year, just wondering if anyone has experience of the challenges faced, ie. 90 day in 180 Schengen Countries limit, any idea how you stay longer, buy or rent sprinter/transporter to travel in, best time & direction to travel, looking at France, Spain, Italy, G...

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving, the brunette tells he...

A scientist cloned himself, but the experiment created a duplicate who used very foul language. As the clone cursed and swore, the scientist finally pushed it out of the window, and it fell to it's death. The scientist was arrested for .............making an obscene clone fall.

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Hot windscreen and cold water don't mix .I took my car to get it serviced ,it was sitting in the sun ,39 in the shade , when they finished the service they went out to give it a wash. Next, bang a crack in the window ,I was told that there was a small ship that coused the glass to crack , who pays for it ? I am insure...

Just sold my van in tassie (WA rego) and purchased a coaster that had queensland rego. All the interstate transfers and rego the coaster to tassie all went seamlessly. Then spend over $5000 for up grade bits for the coaster Fridge, solar panrls (2 x 200w), water pump, flush toilet, water tank, annex an...

The local road safety authority had a blitz on safety on the roads and the slogan was"wear white, be seen at night" One local identity decided to do the right thing and went out one day dressed with white hat, white tie, white shirt, white scarf, white suit, white gloves, white socks and white shoes. Go...

...and they look like they're enjoying themselves...Hoo Roo

1. A woman had been a prostitute for 4 years and was worried about the "size" of her vagina on her wedding night... She decided to tell her newly wed husband that she caught it on barbed wire when climbing over a farmer's fence... After their first consummating tryst, the subject was inevitabl...

anyone taken a large van from launceston to scottsdale , I read it is a hairy rd with a van

Hi All Brand new member, we have recently bought a 2015 22.6ft jayco Starcraft outback model caravan Its our second van but this one has three bunks and we really only wanted two, the down side is it makes the three bed areas very squishy. As we have an 18 month old it would be nice to be able to sit on her...

Brilliant comic...very lonely man in reality like so many comics..Han**** etc....Hoo Roo

For those who don't have or want 240 volts. We each have an Oral-B 2 x AA battery toothbrush (bar code 4210201822233) It is not as good as a 240 volt one, but it's about all I have found that is reasonable. Batteries last for weeks but we are using rechargeable & have a 12 volt AA charger. When cleaning t...

Hi All Brand new member, we have recently bought a 2015 22.6ft jayco Starcraft outback model caravan Its our second van but this one has three bunks and we really only wanted two, the down side is it makes the three bed areas very squishy. As we have an 18 month old it would be nice to be able to sit on her...