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Old Timer....


An old man is walking in Hastings Street, Noosa, and passes a Hooker standing at her door.

She gestures to him: " Grandpaps why don't we give it a try?"

"No Girlie, that is no longer possible for me", he replies.

Says the Hooker: "Come on, what have we got to lose, we can give it a try at least?"

They undress and then he acts like a young man and performs 5 times in a row..

"Ohhh my goodness", says the Hooker, breathless,..and you said it was no longer possible for you?"..

Says the Old Timer: "Oh, screwing is still going quite well,..it's the paying for 'it' that is no longer possible.....



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