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This morning, around 7:00 AM, I went for my stroll around the marina. I noticed a man with a long blade knife running down the dock towards me, dressed in Islamic clothing who shouted "Allah be praised!" and "Death to all Infidels!," when suddenly he tripped and fell into the water. He was st...

Gday... Another news article about "life on the road"..... The article here A few snips from the article ... At popular tourist destination Byron Bay, free camping is banned. Shannon Burt, Byron Shire Council's director of environment and economy, said there were 15 legal campgrounds and people n...

After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it ! Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 32, looking for some action!" I've sent her my ironing. The wife's been hinting she wants something black and l...

The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel. Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist...

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days. A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Guinness?" The shop assistant asks, "Are you Irish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something, If I had asked for Italian sausage, woul...

Eddie McGuire flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play Aussie Rules and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to Collingwood. He's signed to a one-year contract and the kid joins the team for the pre-season. Two weeks later the Magpies are down by 6 goals to Carlton with only 10 m...

Who knew? Did you know that drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately-without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional pain relievers? Did you know that Colgate Toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns? Before you head to the drugstore for a h...

I had to take out a loan to pay for my exorcism. Now I'm afraid if I miss a payment, I'll be repossessed

The yellow lid aerosol can is canola oil, not fly spray.

Hi, it will be a while before my 14' Journey arrives and thought with the brochures that they included a microwave. Apparently not, not even as an option. Thankfully Aldi had a 20 litre model on clearance for $39.95 and picked one up. Now need advice on how to mount it firmly for travel Any ideas????? Tha...

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A man was enjoying a holiday a small country town. He decided to go out one night for a drink at the local pub. As soon as he walked in, he noticed a beautiful woman. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally approached the woman. He asked tentatively: "Um, would you mind if a chatted to you for a wh...

Found a likely looking salad in the Coles magazine.....yum I thought. Nectarine and mango -sliced Prosciutto Rocket Bocconcini cheese- broken up Olive oil and Balsamic vinegar But....I didn't have all of that in the fridge....so it got morphed to Nectarine, mango bacon (cooked crisp and coole...

Even more depressing....Charlie is next in line......Hoo Roo

is there an app or a map that would show you direction of signal where ever you are camping , I see winegard have one in the USA

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leaving Adelaide Late April 2019 coastal route via Victoria all around Australia 1 year maybe two Hoping to buy Iveco Motorhome late March two mature Adults with two small dogs

Most popular man in the nudist colony, He can carry 2 cups of coffee & 6 donuts.

Hi All, While away last week the tank in our Suburban HWS began leaking. Not sure how old it is but apparently the tank is made of aluminium and has corroded where the cold water pipe goes into the tank. By corroded there is white powder all around the pipe inlet and water just pours out. There are two thin...

Hi Watching Slow Summer on the canal boat tonight. If I was in England would this be the equivalent of GMs there. Less miles to travel so the speed is slowish and the water makes it cool. Fuel cost low. More room on them as well Not sure about winter though Jaahn -- Edited by Jaahn on Sunday 20th of January 20...