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I bet this will evoke a few tales of woe........Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Monday 28th of January 2019 02:28:38 PM

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Last night my wife read out to me advise written in one of the big camp groups on how to stop leaking taps. The advise was to carry around gas fitters tread tape, and wrap this around the threads to stop the fittings leaking. This is not correct. Tap outlets have a 3/4 or 1" parallel thread on them. The outle...

Come Easter 2019 we will have been 5 years on the road. Like many retirees/grey nomads we are trying to see all this great country has to offer. July 2016 we were heading to Mena Creek for a farm sit and made the most of the opportunity by heading further North to Mareeba and Cairns. We spent a month at Mena...

A customer at a local grocer marvelled at the owners quick wit and intelligence. Tell me, what makes you so smart? the customer asked the owner. I wouldnt share my secret with just anyone, the owner replied, lowering his voice so the other shoppers wouldnt hear. But since youre a good and faithful cust...

An Australian ventriloquist visits NZ. An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a Small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi 'G'day, mind if I talk to your dog...

If the front panel is inadvertently left up when towing the strong winds can pull it loose allowing wind and rain to easily get in. If the panel has been retained by its operating spring it's an easy fix. But even if it is lost replacement is still simple. As panels may take some time to be delivered rel...

Anyone had anything to do with measuring the down force on the towball using the item show on this web site . Looks gppd may need to get one just to be safe . Anyone got another method of doing it with a +- 5% error factor . www.jlsn.com.au/towing

Just got my daughter to renew her smoke alarms in her house, as they were 10 years old and out of date according to the label. Cost for removing, supply and fitting, including the connecting of 4 wires, $268. But then on top of that is the fitting of RCD's on the air-conditioner circuit, newly installed,...

This morning, around 7:00 AM, I went for my stroll around the marina. I noticed a man with a long blade knife running down the dock towards me, dressed in Islamic clothing who shouted "Allah be praised!" and "Death to all Infidels!," when suddenly he tripped and fell into the water. He was st...

Gday... Another news article about "life on the road"..... The article here A few snips from the article ... At popular tourist destination Byron Bay, free camping is banned. Shannon Burt, Byron Shire Council's director of environment and economy, said there were 15 legal campgrounds and people n...

After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it ! Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 32, looking for some action!" I've sent her my ironing. The wife's been hinting she wants something black and l...

The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel. Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist...

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days. A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Guinness?" The shop assistant asks, "Are you Irish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something, If I had asked for Italian sausage, woul...

Eddie McGuire flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play Aussie Rules and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to Collingwood. He's signed to a one-year contract and the kid joins the team for the pre-season. Two weeks later the Magpies are down by 6 goals to Carlton with only 10 m...

Who knew? Did you know that drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately-without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional pain relievers? Did you know that Colgate Toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns? Before you head to the drugstore for a h...

I had to take out a loan to pay for my exorcism. Now I'm afraid if I miss a payment, I'll be repossessed

The yellow lid aerosol can is canola oil, not fly spray.