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Paddy wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes alittle math's test. Here is your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" Paddy says? "Dat's easy." And proceeds to draw three trees. "What's this?" the boss asks. "Have y...

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interview...

I got chatting with a girl in a bar last night, "Can I buy you a drink?" I asked. "Don't you have a girlfriend?" she replied, "Guys like you always have girlfriends. ""No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago," I assured her. "Oh I'm sorry to hear that," she said, "Go on then, I'll have a Cider please. A few...

A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife. "Where did you get that necklace?" She replies. "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner." The next day, the women arrives home from work wearing a diamond bracelet. He...

Hi all, Apologies if this is posted in the wrong section. My partner and I are travelling in our Toyota Coaster bus and are planning on being in Kalbarri in around June/July. We are looking for options to make our stay here a little more affordable. We would be willing to house sit for a short period o...

A Scouse girl goes to the welfare office to register for child benefit "How many children?" asks the welfare officer "Ten" replies the Scouse girl "Ten?" says the welfare worker "What are their names?" "Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan and Nathan" "Doesn't t...

We are inundated with tiny flying insects when the lights are on. All our windows & door are screened. What is the most effective prevention. thank you, Rosemary

For those heading to the Wild West for the coming Winter and Spring. Particular those heading North of Perth to such places as Canna, Pinda, Leuseur National Park and Mullewa and further North as well. JohnR -- Edited by JohnR on Wednesday 8th of May 2019 10:08:39 PM

Trying to organise a fishing trip toSweers Is and for a week in June .Does anyone out there know where I can safely leave a car. Thanks Hutcho

Does any one have a link for this old skit please? Our local community radio station played the song by Max twice yesterday. The skit was hilarious from my recollection.

Drove past a completely destroyed caravan this morning about 10 k north of Rolleston QLD. (Between Roma and Emerald) Don't know any details except it happened yesterday. It was right in the middle of a section of bitumen road speed marked 80 k due to rough road which was quite rough with sunken parts ne...

I have an annex complete for a 16.5 ft pop top, heavy duty canvas, used only twice. Was fitted to a 1991 Roadstar. As we have fitted a roll out awning we no longer need it. It fits into sail tracks 2130 high on the van from the ground. Does not fit to roof, just to top edge of side wall. The end walls fit sail trac...

Hi everyone, We're Lars and Shelley, currently, road tripping our way around the world. We sold up everything at home and on a travel adventure. We started by doing a year around Europe in a campervan (22 countries and are planning on a 4 wheel drive and tent around Africa next year. Eventually, we'll...

Hi ,first time for me so please be gentle .Looking for a MTM door lock ,seems their not made anymore, hoping someone out there knows of a eighties or early nineties van sitting in a paddock or backyard just rotting away or even better an alternate lock I can use

To all those that have travelled around Australia. Is is necessary to upgrade from roller rocker suspension to inderpendant suspension, if you were in the market for a new van, to travel Australia and corogated roads ? Not looking at major off-road . Thoughts ? Regards Wayne

Doing this trip with a standard Caravan, tyre pressures adjusted, and driving to conditions, would it be recommended or not. I have no knowledge of this road, as far as how much is sealed or dirt. Regards Bowser.

Being Sunday no one open so hoping an expert here. 12V fridge (no gas) with Mobitronics rectifier almost new. Had to replace solar reg after Easter as it faulted, voltage all over the place, mainly tracking battery voltage not bulk or absorption stages. ANYWAY fridge runs on 24V DC via Mobitronics wh...

Hi All, My wife and l are travelling the Tanami at the end of this month (May 2019) and are looking for fellow travelers. We intend to leave from Halls Creek and head towards Alice. I have a Pajero and a souped up Jayco Starcraft with independent suspension. I also have good emergency gear .... just in c...