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The semi finals played last week. Warner got booed. Steve Smith got booed when he came on the field, got booed when he made 50 and got booed when he got out after a knock of 85. He also got booed every time he touched the ball when fielding. What a pathetic, immature and generally ungrateful bunch they are,...

The following is an extract from the Grey Nomad's Newsletter that hit my in box today. Cull call A South Australian Parliamentary Inquiry has been told that koalas, corellas, fur seals and other native animals are reaching unmanageable levels across the state. The Natural Resources Committee (...

https://www.productsafety.gov.au/system/files/recall/Recall%20advertisement_549.pdf-- Edited by oldtrack123 on Monday 15th of July 2019 02:29:29 PM -- Edited by oldtrack123 on Monday 15th of July 2019 02:35:06 PM

I made up a 175amp to 50amp adapter to be as compact as possible & nice & solid. Measured to the mm!

*Virginity Test* *Son* : Dad, I want to marry, how can I know if my wife is a virgin? *Dad* : Do virginity test.. *Son* : What do you mean? *Dad* : Buy a red and blue paint *Son* : How can that help? *Dad* : Paint your left ball with the blue paint, and your right ball with the red paint, when you want to have sex, r...

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I have the screw in type of pegs, but have found they tend to just make a plug of earth or sand and easily pull out. The most successful pegs I have found are the 300mm long by 9mm dia. and crossed over with another at right angles. I have various lengths of pegs but am thinking of doing away with all except th...

Thoughts guys and gals I have had the same problem as many others here, that being the jayco fitted GT brand tyres wear issue. I have had the same passenger side rear tyre scrub twice in no time flat ( sorry for that pun) . I had the alignment checked today , solid dual axle van . Essentially they meas...

A woman walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter systematically pasting Love stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. The womans curiosity gets the better of h...

I have a Ford Ranger which has only done 52,000kms that runs rough on cold start up and blow smoke. Ford charged $160 for an hour of diagnostic time with no evidence of cause found. Charged another r2hrs $320 to remove the turnbo, still no cause found. Now want more money to remove injectors another 3 hrs...

I do a lot of off road drivingI recently did the 3 major tracks in SA and the rocks smashed the daylights out of my water system, drainage system and PVC pipe storage for awning supportsMy van is an off-road unit and I've done the same trips in another van many years ago without any damage.I've seen rock t...

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. 'One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me,' said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down...

The morning of my wife's birthday I realised that I had forgotten all about it. I went out in the backyard and picked up a straight stick, and wrapped it as a gift. handed her the package and said this is the first gift. As she unwrapped it she said, "It's a f*cking stick! What do I want with a f*cking stick...

A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" She started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use som...

An elderly couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long: When the black male reaches... a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the penis to 24 inches....

Well, here we are again, another month done and dusted, that means we are now in July and the second half of 2019. Welcome, to my June update, first we must turn around and go back to the start of said month, hang on tight!I see you made it back OK. The month of June actually started where May left off, me leav...

Morning all, Would anyone have recent info on this road, particularly at the Belyando end, thanks in anticipation, Neal.Have a relaxing Sunday .