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Once upon a time there were two deaf mutes standing on a street corner talking to each other with sign language.Mute #1 (SIGN) "What would you like to do?"Mute #2 (SIGN) "I don't know, what about you?"Mute #1 (SIGN) "Let's get my car, find some girls, drive to a dark space and have some fun."Mute #2 (SIGN...

Has anyone had any problems lately locking onto the satellite. Just 20k east of Charters Towers and having lots of trouble,ight be better with the old one on the ground

The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.' Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'... The manager said, 'Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green .' Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes green, green , And I pin...

Finally had a CB fitted to our vehicle in prep for our big lap starting next year. I'm used to american movies with lots of breaker breaker good buddy and the odd 10-4 thrown in. I'm fairly confident it's different to that on the road. Please enlighten me.

Having recently completed an incident free trip through western NSW, SA and Vic we set off again yesterday for Urunga. Sitting on 95kph about 20kms north of Raymond Terrace the bolts holding the rear axle on the van snapped on the passenger side causing us to have a pretty wild ride trying to bring the r...

Hi again. My REDARC 30 BMS (also has a Victron 60 battery regulator) has reset itself back to the CALCULATING phase, the process it performed when I first got the caravan. Is this normal when it was functioning perfectly yesterday or is there a possible issue that could have caused this? The VICTRON 60...

A woman pregnant with her first child paid a visit to her obstetricians office. After the exam, she shyly said My husband wants me to ask you The doctor int...errupts I know I know placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder, I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy. No, thats no...

On my last trip south , irate truckers were arriving late and couldn't get a parking spot , as they were leaving they let everyone know they were angry with there air horns. These backpackers hang around the beaches during the day and come back to the Rest Area of a night. It will cruel it for everyone soon...

I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my extended family, friends, so called friends and colleagues, but it is difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. Anyway, I met with my lawyer yesterday, and on her advice I wish to say the following: Please acc...

Hi everyone. We are going to the festival. Anyone on the forum going as well? Cheers.

Does anyone know please, what happens if you get Foxtel satellite installed and you sell your house 6 mths down the track??

Could anyone give me any advice on satellite tv systems that are available regards Paul

Interesting article, reckon he's dreamin."Global Jeep boss Christian Meunier this week revealed the troubled local division will be totally overhauled to chase a huge 50,000 annual sales target.Thats a staggering ambition, considering Jeep will sell only about 6000 vehicles in Australia in 2...

Updates for those that are interested Cairns down to Bundaberg and a few Bucket items ticked off the list including Fraser Island https://rayaroundoz.com/

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.... The letter read: Dear God, I am an 83 year old widow, li...

My wife and I went to the auction at Wagga Wagga the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen ...and there was a sign attached that said, 'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR' My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He...

I am in the process of trying to find the best device- other than a mobile phone to access the internet whilst on the road.Would appreciate any comment on the Night Hawk Mk2 router, also the best aerial setup suitable for full metal Motorhome.regards Wayne.

Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are travelling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses at them through the windshield."Quick, quick!" shouts Siste...

If the outback hasn't started by Broken Hill, it's definitely underway by Silverton, 22 short kilometres down the track. This blog is a quick introduction to the town, which is a must-visit if you are in the area. https://asoundadventure.wordpress.com/