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Below is a link to a newspaper article, about roads melting in the heat I was wondering if anyone could point to a source, of how to find out what the the road conditions where, in regards to melting It would probably help a lot of us, to avoid these roads, whenever possible https://www.abc.net.au/news...

On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and wife in Dublin were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have... 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snow ploughs can get through. "So the good...

A financial advisor went out on his own. He was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon he realised he needed an in-house counsel, so he began interviewing young lawyers. As Im sure you can understand, he started off with one of the first applicants. In a business like this, our...

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.... MAN: Hello WOMAN: Hi Honey, its me. Are you at the club? MAN: Yes. WOMAN: Im at the shops now and found this b...

observe the switch to the left of the 240v power plugs and above the water level indicator, this seems to effect only the 12v power on there is no 12v power but there is 240v, on 1 there is 12v as well as 240v, on 2 there is only 240v, I am wondering if the 2 setting may activate the 12v to the 3way fridge while t...

We have a Jayco Journey, brand new, but surprised the fly screens and combination shade screen allows insects in at an almost epidemic rate. Im wondering if there is a way of slowing their access. Thank you.

A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them: At the fair, he met another Farmer who owned five m...ale pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived sixty miles apart. So they agreed to d...

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Once upon a time there were two deaf mutes standing on a street corner talking to each other with sign language.Mute #1 (SIGN) "What would you like to do?"Mute #2 (SIGN) "I don't know, what about you?"Mute #1 (SIGN) "Let's get my car, find some girls, drive to a dark space and have some fun."Mute #2 (SIGN...

Has anyone had any problems lately locking onto the satellite. Just 20k east of Charters Towers and having lots of trouble,ight be better with the old one on the ground

The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.' Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'... The manager said, 'Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green .' Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes green, green , And I pin...

Finally had a CB fitted to our vehicle in prep for our big lap starting next year. I'm used to american movies with lots of breaker breaker good buddy and the odd 10-4 thrown in. I'm fairly confident it's different to that on the road. Please enlighten me.

Having recently completed an incident free trip through western NSW, SA and Vic we set off again yesterday for Urunga. Sitting on 95kph about 20kms north of Raymond Terrace the bolts holding the rear axle on the van snapped on the passenger side causing us to have a pretty wild ride trying to bring the r...

Hi again. My REDARC 30 BMS (also has a Victron 60 battery regulator) has reset itself back to the CALCULATING phase, the process it performed when I first got the caravan. Is this normal when it was functioning perfectly yesterday or is there a possible issue that could have caused this? The VICTRON 60...

A woman pregnant with her first child paid a visit to her obstetricians office. After the exam, she shyly said My husband wants me to ask you The doctor int...errupts I know I know placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder, I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy. No, thats no...

On my last trip south , irate truckers were arriving late and couldn't get a parking spot , as they were leaving they let everyone know they were angry with there air horns. These backpackers hang around the beaches during the day and come back to the Rest Area of a night. It will cruel it for everyone soon...

I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my extended family, friends, so called friends and colleagues, but it is difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. Anyway, I met with my lawyer yesterday, and on her advice I wish to say the following: Please acc...

Hi everyone. We are going to the festival. Anyone on the forum going as well? Cheers.

Does anyone know please, what happens if you get Foxtel satellite installed and you sell your house 6 mths down the track??

Could anyone give me any advice on satellite tv systems that are available regards Paul